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Blue Jaypeg
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Woke AF. Vulgar & Crude. Meme-vibe. Crafty. Pantheist. History, folklore, goblincore, Deadhead. Linux + OSS. Erudite.
Where lizards run across our feet as we eat grapes and cheese in bed.
November 15, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Next do the Madonna Inn
www.hotelsone.com/san-luis-obi...
November 15, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Parson Weems created Ye Early American Meme:
"I cannot tell a Lie. I chopped down that cherry tree."
November 15, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Feeding baby clocks to the baby alligators
November 5, 2025 at 5:39 PM
#LifeHack
#ProTip
Don't film from a low position.🤢

Platner's tattoo was visible in a "video posted on social media showing Platner dancing in his underwear at his brother's wedding."
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October 22, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Unbothered. Moisturized. Happy. In My Lane. Focused. Flourishing.
September 29, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Greg 'Craola' Simkins,
Beyond Shadows, 2016
www.artsy.net/artwork/greg...
#BlueJay
September 11, 2025 at 4:23 AM
Sucks to be Wile-E
Jerry Buchmeyer, federal district judge, Northern District of Texas, in Dallas, wrote The Opening Statement for Coyote v. Acme in 1990.
The juxtaposition of cartoon mayhem with dry, plaintiff rhetoric is the best of legal writing.
www.texasbar.com/AM/Template....
September 8, 2025 at 4:23 AM
September 4, 2025 at 6:18 AM
Trump's soul is heavier than an ostrich feather. He will be eaten by "Ammit, "Devourer of the Dead," an ancient Egyptian goddess with the forequarters of a lion, the hindquarters of a hippopotamus, and the head of a crocodile—the three largest "man-eating" animals known to ancient Egyptians"
September 2, 2025 at 5:21 AM
Leaving Home
Arthur Verey (1840–1915)
Southampton City Art Gallery
"the two-generational nuclear family of married couple and unmarried children was dominant as far back as the 17th century; only 6% of households at any one time contained three generations"
www.campop.geog.cam.ac.uk/blog/2025/02...
August 19, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Trans people are canaries in the coal mine of civil rights. MAGA chose to torment trans people because they are the most vulnerable population.

The candle flickers because the availability of oxygen plays a crucial role in maintaining a stable flame.
August 6, 2025 at 5:45 AM
July 31, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Emma Andievska
Songs without lyrics
July 31, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Maxwell is a procuress for a pimp. This role has a lineage back to the beginning of civilization.

Maxwell is morally diseased.

"The Harlot's Progress" represents the disease literally as the chancre or lesion of syphilis on the face of pox-ridden Elizabeth Needham, a notorious procuress.
July 25, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Instagram in 1558

"Pride" Pieter Bruegel the Elder
July 24, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Take the train. ⬇️
July 17, 2025 at 5:43 PM
like Kimberly Guillefoile to Kimberly Gargoyle.
June 28, 2025 at 7:31 PM
I recolored this picture. The ghostly hand reaching from the wealthy woman is ambiguous. It could be a caring hand or a snatching hand.
June 28, 2025 at 7:04 PM
One for sorrow,
Two for joy,
Three for a girl,
Four for a boy,
Five for silver,
Six for gold,
Seven for a secret never to be told.
June 28, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Coming for my loot bag like...
June 28, 2025 at 3:59 AM
The uncanny valley is inhabited by augmented transhuman characters that closely resemble humans but have subtle Perceptual Discrepancies that elicit feelings of revulsion or discomfort.
June 26, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Bondi has adopted some of the regrettable makeup habits common to the women in Trump's cabinet.

Read More: www.thelist.com/1837421/what...
June 25, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Pam Bondi is The Portrait of Dorian Gray. She lost 50 pounds in Jan 2025, and she wears as much makeup as her Prez.
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June 25, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Needs must when the devil drives.
Illustration from 50watts.com/The-Seasons-...
June 24, 2025 at 3:44 PM