Blue Heron Tree Fort
@blueherontreefort.bsky.social
Y Tu Mamá Time-Being
November 1, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Y Tu Mamá Time-Being
Crazy in love by Beyonce but my lyrics are "Sleepy in Bed"
August 20, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Crazy in love by Beyonce but my lyrics are "Sleepy in Bed"
Honestly the only poontang I'm really concerned with is the tang of blood in my mouth as the harpoon passes cleanly through my chest.
July 30, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Honestly the only poontang I'm really concerned with is the tang of blood in my mouth as the harpoon passes cleanly through my chest.
Spent $30 on Nylock nuts so the stay fondled
June 29, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Spent $30 on Nylock nuts so the stay fondled
❌Ducks
✅Niche micro-swans
✅Niche micro-swans
June 11, 2025 at 1:19 AM
❌Ducks
✅Niche micro-swans
✅Niche micro-swans
The girl at the Vietnamese restaurant warned me "The veggie egg rolls have fish sauce in them" " that's okay" I said "my wife thinks fish are vegetables"
She did not laugh.
She did not laugh.
June 10, 2025 at 6:57 PM
The girl at the Vietnamese restaurant warned me "The veggie egg rolls have fish sauce in them" " that's okay" I said "my wife thinks fish are vegetables"
She did not laugh.
She did not laugh.
God, I'm such a sucker for niche adhesives. Fuzzy tape to eliminate NVH? YEP. Heat resistant Capton tape for space missions? Yes,yes,yes,yes, yeussshhhhh.
June 6, 2025 at 1:57 AM
God, I'm such a sucker for niche adhesives. Fuzzy tape to eliminate NVH? YEP. Heat resistant Capton tape for space missions? Yes,yes,yes,yes, yeussshhhhh.
My controversial opinion? Gushers should be lime sized.
May 15, 2025 at 1:50 AM
My controversial opinion? Gushers should be lime sized.
You've heard of edible arrangements? My dog does this thing called reedible rearrangements where he honks up breakfast and then eats it again
May 13, 2025 at 12:44 AM
You've heard of edible arrangements? My dog does this thing called reedible rearrangements where he honks up breakfast and then eats it again
I guess my biggest disappointment is that none of the old crones and beggers I've helped have been powerful wizards in disguise.
April 18, 2025 at 3:36 PM
I guess my biggest disappointment is that none of the old crones and beggers I've helped have been powerful wizards in disguise.
Theodore of the mind
April 14, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Theodore of the mind
I'm not psychologically or physiologically designed to cope with success.
April 10, 2025 at 4:33 PM
I'm not psychologically or physiologically designed to cope with success.
As goes man, so goes mangoes
April 3, 2025 at 11:31 AM
As goes man, so goes mangoes
The two types of egg rolls are reptiles and amphibians. I will not elaborate on this
February 23, 2025 at 12:28 AM
The two types of egg rolls are reptiles and amphibians. I will not elaborate on this
I'll be using this year's super bowl to place lowball bids on kbid while the other Midwestern auction degenerates are distracted
February 9, 2025 at 4:29 PM
I'll be using this year's super bowl to place lowball bids on kbid while the other Midwestern auction degenerates are distracted
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Hasta la piece de resistance
January 13, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Hasta la piece de resistance
Trying to figure out if my project's scope creep is Radiohead or TLC.
January 8, 2025 at 3:39 AM
Trying to figure out if my project's scope creep is Radiohead or TLC.
Told my coworkers I was getting my bris renewed this weekend.
January 8, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Told my coworkers I was getting my bris renewed this weekend.
I'm turning 40 tomorrow. I've restarted swimming twice a week and was able to finish a mile today.
December 13, 2024 at 3:58 PM
I'm turning 40 tomorrow. I've restarted swimming twice a week and was able to finish a mile today.
