Prof. Horatio Hufnagel
@bluehairedlawyer.bsky.social
Creator of Contrabulous Fabtraptions
Bill Guerin is a dinosaur. What is the Olympic medal for 5th place?
January 2, 2026 at 2:21 PM
Bill Guerin is a dinosaur. What is the Olympic medal for 5th place?
People can ride bikes without bike lanes too. If half of traffic is bikes, you've created a bike lane.
The people opting to drive are the problem. Not some loser ass politician.
The people opting to drive are the problem. Not some loser ass politician.
January 1, 2026 at 4:24 PM
People can ride bikes without bike lanes too. If half of traffic is bikes, you've created a bike lane.
The people opting to drive are the problem. Not some loser ass politician.
The people opting to drive are the problem. Not some loser ass politician.
Inaccuracy Alert: Israel should be leading.
#freepalestine
#freepalestine
December 30, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Inaccuracy Alert: Israel should be leading.
#freepalestine
#freepalestine
Trump is contractually obligated to say that what with the dirt Epstein and MOSSAD have.
December 28, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Trump is contractually obligated to say that what with the dirt Epstein and MOSSAD have.
If parents would just hug their shitty kids once in a while we wouldn't be in this mess.
December 28, 2025 at 2:16 AM
If parents would just hug their shitty kids once in a while we wouldn't be in this mess.
I would expect the master race to have better hairlines
December 28, 2025 at 1:49 AM
I would expect the master race to have better hairlines
I think Xhekaj squared a right hand to the schnoze and then pulled his next punch making sure Zadorov was ok. He throws some softer lefts and then they crash to the ice. Maybe I'm mistaken but I think this was subtle but incredible sportsmanship
December 24, 2025 at 2:11 AM
I think Xhekaj squared a right hand to the schnoze and then pulled his next punch making sure Zadorov was ok. He throws some softer lefts and then they crash to the ice. Maybe I'm mistaken but I think this was subtle but incredible sportsmanship
When do Liberal MPs move over to the NDP to protest Carney's heel turn to the Right?
December 15, 2025 at 3:06 AM
When do Liberal MPs move over to the NDP to protest Carney's heel turn to the Right?
No resources to extract maybe. Tell him there's rare earth oils and he'll be there in a flash
December 13, 2025 at 2:08 PM
No resources to extract maybe. Tell him there's rare earth oils and he'll be there in a flash
Is this why I can't get the Venedict anymore?
Goddamn capitalists ruin everything
Goddamn capitalists ruin everything
December 4, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Is this why I can't get the Venedict anymore?
Goddamn capitalists ruin everything
Goddamn capitalists ruin everything
Doesn't capitalism dictate he make a better, more competitive product?
December 4, 2025 at 11:00 AM
Doesn't capitalism dictate he make a better, more competitive product?
If anyone has ripped off states for billions it's the Pedo-in-Chief. Every week it's something else and seemingly nothing done to stop it.
December 4, 2025 at 2:09 AM
If anyone has ripped off states for billions it's the Pedo-in-Chief. Every week it's something else and seemingly nothing done to stop it.
Same story for me. There are several channels and creators omitted.
Bad Hasbara, Sandy and Nora, the Deprogram, all missing.
Bad Hasbara, Sandy and Nora, the Deprogram, all missing.
December 3, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Same story for me. There are several channels and creators omitted.
Bad Hasbara, Sandy and Nora, the Deprogram, all missing.
Bad Hasbara, Sandy and Nora, the Deprogram, all missing.
White Supremacy is very fairweather
December 3, 2025 at 11:37 AM
White Supremacy is very fairweather
He can't keep getting away with this
November 28, 2025 at 2:41 PM
He can't keep getting away with this
Even if this is misinformation, I'm here for it.
November 27, 2025 at 11:48 AM
Even if this is misinformation, I'm here for it.
Why doesn't he look to develop cottage country? All his cop and developer friends would have much shorter commutes to their crime jobs.
November 27, 2025 at 11:47 AM
Why doesn't he look to develop cottage country? All his cop and developer friends would have much shorter commutes to their crime jobs.
Canada can't build large infrastructure. This pipeline will never be completed.
Same reason we'll never get a robust national electrical grid or high speed rail either though.
Same reason we'll never get a robust national electrical grid or high speed rail either though.
November 27, 2025 at 11:43 AM
Canada can't build large infrastructure. This pipeline will never be completed.
Same reason we'll never get a robust national electrical grid or high speed rail either though.
Same reason we'll never get a robust national electrical grid or high speed rail either though.
At least he's not John Outhouse 🤷🏻
November 26, 2025 at 10:52 AM
At least he's not John Outhouse 🤷🏻
They are the cops
November 25, 2025 at 8:03 PM
They are the cops
I appreciate the message you're trying to convey (even agree with it) but this is the type of arrogance and elitism that drives people to the right.
Yes, run-on sentence
Yes, run-on sentence
November 23, 2025 at 1:01 AM
I appreciate the message you're trying to convey (even agree with it) but this is the type of arrogance and elitism that drives people to the right.
Yes, run-on sentence
Yes, run-on sentence
Epic troll job on Alberta's temper tantrums
November 21, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Epic troll job on Alberta's temper tantrums
I think my understanding of a ceasefire is different from the IDF
November 21, 2025 at 1:58 AM
I think my understanding of a ceasefire is different from the IDF
20 years too late Katrina joke. Fuck ICE
November 21, 2025 at 1:52 AM
20 years too late Katrina joke. Fuck ICE
This reads as an @theonion.com article. In actually reading the story it is a crime. So scallion but still onion
November 21, 2025 at 1:47 AM
This reads as an @theonion.com article. In actually reading the story it is a crime. So scallion but still onion