New pope imminent

shygirl brainrot so bad that I had a dream (prophecy?) the other night that this song would be 20 seconds long. relieved that my vision was proven wrong… my pussy is POPPED!

open.spotify.com/track/78wZn0...

Oh shit that's his real name I thought you guys were doing a bit

Pro-tip for DC residents: if you want me to show up to an event, don’t have it in Georgetown. Tacky and overpriced for no discernible difference in quality from what you can find elsewhere in the city.

Just watched KJP say in a press conference that the ICC doesn’t have the jurisdiction to issue arrest warrants for Israeli leaders and it only further underlined the point that we don’t have to wait for imbeciles to inhabit positions of power in the WH—they’re already here and have been for 4 years

We need to be having the conversation about how much of a genuine star Sabrina Carpenter is because she’s very much bringing something refreshing and new to such a broad music scene, and I’m here for it.

Just to be clear to new followers: I am vehemently anti neoliberalism and resent that I’m automatically being fed pussyhat #resistance performative politics content meant for upper/middle class liberal wine moms who earnestly believe donating to the DNC will “save democracy” or counts as activism

Just deactivated my 13 year old twitter account, so I guess I’ll be trying this out for a while to see if it’s worth it or if I should just slowly start fully transitioning off of social media