Jamón Bagel
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Jamón Bagel
@bluegodzilla.bsky.social
Intergalactic Fashion Pirate

I love yelling GO when you clearly have no chance.
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December 17, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Sounds like someone got caught in some school dropoff traffic and the rage just built and built.
December 16, 2025 at 7:32 PM
…but I repeat myself.
December 14, 2025 at 6:44 AM
Agree with everyone on here. For swimming, I’ve used a pull buoy early on if the injury can’t tolerate kicking.
December 10, 2025 at 6:43 PM
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December 8, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Why are kids named Devin or Devon always so damned quick? Named my kid Devin…it worked.
December 7, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Plus it’s named after an apparently very cubically shaped canine. Extra points.
December 3, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Box Dog is the bomb. Employee owned and their work is pristine.
December 3, 2025 at 7:05 PM
I’ve long thought that whales must maintain intricate and detailed oral histories. It’s an amazing thing to ponder.
December 1, 2025 at 8:07 AM
Word. Hella overrated flick.
November 26, 2025 at 4:14 AM
November 26, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Blueberry pie! YES!!!! The finest pie, the ambrosia of pies. One pie to rule them all!
November 26, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Pokey has created a new culture and we finally have a system that lets our athletes be athletes. Look out world!
November 25, 2025 at 9:37 PM
And also, how good does UMNT look right now ?!?
November 25, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Ok finally saw it. Rule#1: if you’re gonna slap a teammate, do it behind the ref.
November 25, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Who shot who in the what now?
November 24, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Give him trouble? He’d embarrass him. Thats why the fight never happened.
November 23, 2025 at 3:30 AM
Wallace had it all except sanity. Could have been a top 10 all time player, skills-wise. Reminds me of Mario Ballotelli in soccer.
November 20, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Wallace had it all except sanity. Could have been a top 10 all time player, skills-wise. Reminds me of Mario Ballotelli in soccer.
November 20, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Justice Karen.
November 7, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Nice work on the name. Really well-done name.
November 2, 2025 at 4:44 AM
It’s not a question of will, it’s a question of who he really serves.
October 31, 2025 at 8:33 PM
I was gonna say the exact same thing. Very strange to phrase it any other way.
October 24, 2025 at 8:12 PM
*we don’t have a Congress.
October 24, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Banantifa?
October 18, 2025 at 9:19 PM