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Christ, the hate from the new SpongeBob episodes feels forced as hell.

At least the hate for the post-movie era episodes felt more authentic, easier to make, and not so desperate.
December 14, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Oh my god. GOOD, the word you're looking for is GOOD.

I don't think a channel with 608K subscribers doesn't need to use cheap clickbait, especially with a movie like FUCKING Caroline.

For God's sake, just say that a movie is GOOD.
December 14, 2025 at 3:33 AM
This video is a review of ''The Day the Earth Blew Up: A Looney Tunes Movie''

I'm telling you this becuase you would never guess that from the thumbnail and the video title at all.
December 11, 2025 at 3:22 AM
Literally this is my reaction to this guy.
December 10, 2025 at 12:28 AM
It works better that relying on children asking their parents to buy them something, since the parents might say no.

You can't sell sexy costumes of your sexy characters if your target audience is for the whole family.
December 9, 2025 at 10:55 PM
What the Fuck?! Did Burger King did a cross promotion better that Wendy's?!
December 2, 2025 at 6:15 PM
This doesn't surprise me in the slightest; Saberspark has had a problem lately forming its own opinion.
November 25, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Post something random or you'll have an awful December
November 19, 2025 at 12:00 PM
I find it somewhat funny how in the Nintendo Direct for the Mario Movie, Chris Meledandri introduces Brie Larson as an 'academy award-winning actress,' but then they very casually and somewhat jokingly announce that Bowser Jr. is the voice by the director of this
November 12, 2025 at 3:14 PM
This criticism is so generic made that it seems this guy has no original thoughts or opinions.

This is just repeating the popular opinions people already agree with or wanna hear without adding anything new. Is just the same crowd pleasing shit that pulls in millions of views.
November 2, 2025 at 7:04 PM
...

This video come out in 2025.

That's all I have to say.
October 30, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Please don't make promises you can't keep.
October 21, 2025 at 3:13 PM
With moments like this, I legitimately think we could make a Nostalgia Critic style running joke out of the things Ryan has said in his videos that would come back to bite him in the ass in a horrible way.
October 20, 2025 at 7:22 PM
“A Fish Called Sandy shouldn’t have used the season 1 art style because it didn’t relate to the story”

The plot is so obviously something that would have been a season 1 episode with the heavy emphasis on being underwater and Sandy taking the role of the outsider compared to her friends.
October 5, 2025 at 9:02 PM
-Canceled in 2022
-Episode from 2023
-Episode from 2022
-Canceled in 2022

Why do they continue to act like they are underdogs fighting against the dominant ideology? The president and the majority of the government are conservatives, Hollywood wants to appeal to you.

You guys are the powerfull.
October 3, 2025 at 7:21 PM
''Tell Us That It Looks...''

Am I the only one who thinks that doesn't sound grammatically correct?
October 2, 2025 at 8:38 PM
The title "Modern SpongeBob Doesn't Understand DoodleBob" sounds like a joke. Seriously, people actually waste their time on this planet talking about the character assassination of Fucking DoodleBob?
September 21, 2025 at 3:44 PM
I understand what you're saying, especially since the "Apology Tour" episode, they make a very direct reference to the kid that Blitzo killed in the pilot episode.
September 19, 2025 at 3:54 AM
Tucker Carlson after being fired from Fox News be like:
September 18, 2025 at 6:15 PM
I was watching a couple of videos of PhantomStrider out of curiosity, and I came across... this...

Serious question: does Phantom even know what the word "modern" means?
September 18, 2025 at 3:52 AM
Every other Animation YouTuber: Reviews of new or old shows that aren't often discussed, retrospectives of classic shows, video essays on interesting topics related to animation, videos talking about controversies surrounding animated series with newones

SaberSpark: So like, this cartoon dad sucks
September 17, 2025 at 10:14 PM
I still find it hilarious that SpongeBob dedicated an entire episode to the most throw away of throw away characters who only exist to make the joke "You're going to be fired and we're going to replace you with someone just like you."
September 16, 2025 at 2:47 AM
The head of the NRA be like:
September 5, 2025 at 11:04 PM
The objective truth is that more people love OneyPlays (OP) than Linkara these days. So if Linkara talks bad of OP, OP's fans will see Linkara as a bad sport who can't take a joke. The fact that Doug doesn't do that only makes OP fans happy. And if Doug is friends with OP, that's all they care about
September 4, 2025 at 4:05 AM
The worst part is that all of these shows, individually, had more reviews for them when they first came out, than 'Tear Along the Dotted Line' has in its entirety up to this day.
August 31, 2025 at 3:42 AM