Lilin
blueeyesredherring.bsky.social
Lilin
@blueeyesredherring.bsky.social
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The thing I love about the Fallout series is that Lucy is absolutely the kind of protagonist I play in the Fallout games.
January 5, 2026 at 2:06 AM
Nachos exist on a spectrum. On one end it's the cheapest cheese you can find on stale chips, and on the other a god teir blend of peppers, meat, and cheese that'll be one of the tastiest thing you can ever eat.
January 4, 2026 at 1:25 AM
Beans on toast is only crap when you use canned pork and beans.
January 2, 2026 at 10:14 PM
This has to be a parody, no way could he be that stupid and unaware.
But can anyone tell me what this bit means? “For too long, those fluent in the good grammar of civility have deployed decorum to mask agendas of cruelty.”
January 2, 2026 at 10:03 PM
When will I finally meet a kind lady that wants to lay her eggs in my ass?
December 29, 2025 at 11:44 PM
"So how's the weather?" Passes you a note that says "I'm trying to flirt with you, I'm just bad at it"
December 29, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Every fan fic of Star Trek is canon as long as it ends with them reseting a time loop.
December 28, 2025 at 3:57 PM
The best part about waking up is a cat that demands I make up for the past 8 hours of ignoring her for something as silly as sleeping
December 28, 2025 at 2:12 PM
You'd think for how big of a company Rockstar is they could manage a decent PC port.
December 28, 2025 at 12:27 AM
I'm gonna tell you the truth, Santa doesn't need any replacement reindeer. I was just trying to trick you into a leather harness.
December 25, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Reposted by Lilin
December 23, 2025 at 3:51 PM
I hate cheap non-slip work boots. I get that they're cheap but how are they worse at the non-slip part than a cheaper pair of gym shoes.
December 24, 2025 at 5:33 PM
When people my age say "based" I get the same vibe as I had in the 90s when 40 year old would say stuff like "let's rap about it"
December 23, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Instead of a gingerbread house let's make a gingerbread warhammer 40k game table.
December 22, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Mashed potatoes are a dipping sauce
December 20, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Reposted by Lilin
hear me out:

parasite eve and quest 64 are basically the same game.

- octagonal battle arena
- inspect everything = profit
- confusing upgrade system
- both protags can BONK
- banger soundtrack
- woke

in this essay i will discuss my theories on why Aya and Brian would canonically be besties-
December 19, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Do you wonder if cows watch farmers make cheese and they're just thinking "what the fuck?"
December 19, 2025 at 10:45 PM
I think holiday baking shows should require soylent green as a ingredient.
December 19, 2025 at 10:12 PM
I hate the whole "Vence is just as bad Trump" thing. So what? Are people trying to suggest we shouldn't hold bad politicians accountable?
December 18, 2025 at 9:01 PM
I already realized algorithms have a disturbing amount of power over us but deleting my YouTube watch history made it really sink in again. Now that I actually had to think in order to pick the mind numbing drivel I just didn't watch anything, I turned it off in seconds.
December 18, 2025 at 2:53 PM
I'll eat out your ass but I'm gonna blow at least one raspberry and tease you about it.
December 17, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Not to brag but looking young for my age is not always great. Having a 24 year old suddenly hit on on me is awkward.
December 17, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Trough urinals are so weird, I can't get over that I'm pissing in the same toilet at the same time as another man.
December 17, 2025 at 8:56 PM
My one true love is a anime girl with one fang and one brain cell.
December 16, 2025 at 10:26 PM
You know what video games need to bring back? A character from the game screaming out the name of the council like Sega used to do.
December 16, 2025 at 3:36 PM