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Blue Dog
@bluedog64.bsky.social
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She/her
Is bear, but dog?
Comic sometimes
IDK
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Happy crisis! Merry crisler.Remember to keep pets and seals away from your Holiday deco. Unless they're a deer.
Patrick bear holds a sprig of holly and says "holy is poisonous to many animals (like dogs cats and humans). But deer and birds eat holly over the winter." The camera then pans to seal eating holly with dear antlers on. Patrick looks over... As seal galumfs away Patrick runs after them "SPIT THAT OUT!"
December 6, 2025 at 7:07 PM
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Not my best work but the next one will be better
Patrick bear hold a frying pan and says "the classis frying pan gag involves one person hitting another with a pan, shovle(misspelled shovel, whoops), or other. This results in a dented pan and... Hopefully a stunned seal!" Patrick swings his pan at a sleeping seal and hits him with a *bong* Patrick then runs away from seal. Below is the text [the seal was not stunned]
December 4, 2025 at 9:37 PM
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School
The seal asks what happened to the beat up patrick. Patrick replies that school was rough. The seal asksof it was a bully. Patrick says"you could say that." While remembering a large bully being the school itself.
August 25, 2025 at 3:07 PM
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Samich
Avid cado samich
July 25, 2025 at 7:17 PM
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Watching the creature from the black lagoon and thought this up
#monster
#creaturefromtheblacklagoon
Got any games on your phone?
June 24, 2025 at 2:30 AM
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Sorry I haven't posted in a while. I found this cool gummy at Costco and forgot how to draw.
Gummy fish :D
June 17, 2025 at 6:10 PM
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Happy Star Wars Day! :D
MAY THE 4TH BE WITH YOU ALL!
May 5, 2025 at 1:47 AM
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Motion detector sinks never work right
Mr seal puts his hands under the sink tap and nothing happens. He removes his hands and the water flows. A pig walks in. He puts his hands back and the water stops. He slumps his head against the counter, as he hears the pigs toot. He quietly cries as the water starts back up.
April 30, 2025 at 5:14 PM
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And another
A seal explains "Patrick didn't want to read that fact book. So I'll read a seal fact." He picks up the book but then remembers "I can't read."
April 25, 2025 at 7:33 PM
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Sorry for not posting. Have a comic
Patrick says "I've run out of jokes. So I'm going to read bear facts." He is immediately discussed by what he reads and throws the book away.
April 25, 2025 at 7:31 PM
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No... it's not fondue
The seal asks Patrick what hot pot is. Patrick explained that it is a pot (usually with two broths) that is placed on a heat source in the middle of a table. It is filled with broth/broths and the people who are eating, proteins and other things in it. The seal pauses and then asks "so fondue?"
February 19, 2025 at 8:46 PM
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Guys... I'm so sad... my sauce spilt
Split sauce
February 16, 2025 at 9:07 PM
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Just thinking of the "good" old days
What we thought high school was: fun all day and night What it was: torcher for four years and then graduation
February 7, 2025 at 8:31 PM
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I know it's a bit late but... groundhog
Valentine's Day introduces itself. Groundhog Day says "groundhog". Patrick runs from Valentine's day and goes with Groundhogs day
February 3, 2025 at 8:33 PM
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Another one
Mimic dough boy
January 29, 2025 at 8:35 PM
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Got board. Mimic
Is mimic Wow
January 29, 2025 at 6:16 PM
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You can say what you like most but it will probably be a tie
Naky bear, tie bear, hoodie bear, socks?
January 28, 2025 at 8:28 PM
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I don't have an intro for this one
Patrick asks the other bears " do you guys want to do the we bear bears thing?" The big one says yes and a dust cloud appears. Patrick is on the bottom the big one is in the middle and the small one is on top. Patrick, distressed, says "this is not what I expected!"
January 13, 2025 at 8:37 PM
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Boom cake
Cake Also cake
January 10, 2025 at 7:30 PM
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Not the only one
The seal asks patrick "are you the only bear in this comic?" The bear says no. The seal gets worried and says "oh...oh boi" as the other bears appear behind him
January 10, 2025 at 5:30 PM
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I got bored so
FART
January 10, 2025 at 3:37 AM
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How I feel every vacation
The bear says "finally, a vacation" but then his christmas hat is stolen and his normal hat is shoved onto his head. Then work/school glares down ar him and tells him "back to work"
January 7, 2025 at 5:21 PM
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Just so you guys know their names
The bear is named Patrick and the seals are just called yhe seals for now. Unless you guys come up with names for them
January 7, 2025 at 5:19 PM
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So I got a woobles for Christmas
I made something a bit different then the box
A woobles squishmallow penguin box The actual penguin I made... his name is Connerafter the android from Detroit become human
January 2, 2025 at 5:42 AM
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Why we do shrugs
A seal asks why the bear does shrugs lifts. The Seal moves to the outer and the seal asks where the pie is. The bear shrugs
December 21, 2024 at 9:36 PM