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David Kassnoff
@bluedaveway13.bsky.social
Author, occasional photojournalist, restless professor. Star Trek nerd. Lover of ukuleles, guitars, and more. A moving target keeps life interesting.
Scotland, near Midlothian. Savor the stillness.
August 4, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Just try to read the labels on hotel bathroom soap. I shouldn’t need my iPhone to decipher these products.
June 18, 2025 at 8:48 PM
You’d hope your employer would provide advance notice of this. And not leave it to you to discover when you arrive at the workplace in the morning.
May 12, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Hey, news media - care to get your Brian Cornell salary story straight?
May 4, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Why sell on #FacebookMarketplace? Because accuracy in advertising is strictly optional.
May 1, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Once again: I decline online check-ins for a doctor visit. They save no time. And for what they charge, I deserve to speak with a human healthcare professional. Not a computer.
April 30, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Don’t know Sen. Moody. Don’t live in her state. Don’t know where she bought her mailing list. Don’t believe a word she or the demented president she sucks up to.

But I know MAGA propaganda when I see it.
April 9, 2025 at 10:45 AM
Bad news: Google Earth is affecting the time-space continuum.
April 6, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Don't know who's monkeying with the algorithm at Microsoft-owned @linkedin.com. But anyone who thinks I need to connect with Snoop Dog or Tim Tebow is doing their best to make the site irrelevant to me.
March 28, 2025 at 6:50 PM
So many @taboola.bsky.social ads on TV station websites target seniors with misleading claims. Stations owned by @nexstarmediagroup.bsky.social that run these ads should include disclaimers.
March 18, 2025 at 8:52 PM
TLDR: careening like he’s at an Epstein party, Tr@thehill.com
March 7, 2025 at 11:42 AM
“Tis time to fear when tyrants seem to kiss.”

-William Shakespeare,
Pericles, sc.2
February 26, 2025 at 3:45 AM
What a maroon.
February 11, 2025 at 1:03 PM
Let's be clear: this is ultra-crap.

Tr<mp will sell used undergarments if he thinks he can get a nickel for them. Whatever garbage is sold with his name is less than worthless.
January 18, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Isn’t there a truth in advertising rule for ambulance-chasing lawyers? DeFrancisco & Falgiatano’s ads claim medical errors are the 3rd largest cause of U.S. deaths. The @CDC disagrees.
January 13, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Last night of Hanukkah.
January 2, 2025 at 12:39 AM
I don't operate a major news service, but I'm guessing @apnews.com should know that Gibson guitars don't come with Gretsch guitar logos.
December 14, 2024 at 2:38 AM
If you promise "real help from real people," Adobe, here's some advice:
1) don't make me dance with a recalcitrant virtual (AI) assistant -- get me a human!
2) don't say AI can solve my problems, then add a disclaimer saying "AI responses mat be inaccurate or misleading." #NotAnAIBetaTester
December 11, 2024 at 8:55 PM
As a 65+ male, I can report that the digital ad farm that served me this ad has zero targeting ability. And the makeup company should demand a refund.
November 28, 2024 at 1:40 PM
You can't fool me, Clark. You say you want to sell that phone booth. But you truly don't. (Actual Facebook ad. Check the background.)
March 27, 2024 at 1:16 AM
Every time @guitarcenter.bsky.social sends a promo email for some new electric guitar, they're telling me: "We Don't Know You." My room full of guitars, many purchased from GC, has never included an electric guitar, and never will.

TIP: Know your customer. #CRM matters.
March 18, 2024 at 9:35 PM
Before the chill of late November, one more waterfall. Holley Falls, Orleans County, NY.
November 17, 2023 at 2:52 PM