Blue
@bluedabadedabadye.bsky.social
Sex therapist in training. Medieval history nerd. ADHD experiencer. Queer and loud. They/them.
This morning on the district line a lady sat next to me was reading erotic fiction whilst the lady on the other side of me was reading and annotating the bible.
September 24, 2025 at 1:59 PM
This morning on the district line a lady sat next to me was reading erotic fiction whilst the lady on the other side of me was reading and annotating the bible.
Today on Grindr I saw a beautiful man, smiling, in a speedo, on a yacht in the middle of what looked like the med and I felt a sudden lurch of desire. However, I feel like it begs the question: do I want this man, or do I just want to go on holiday?
September 16, 2025 at 10:32 AM
Today on Grindr I saw a beautiful man, smiling, in a speedo, on a yacht in the middle of what looked like the med and I felt a sudden lurch of desire. However, I feel like it begs the question: do I want this man, or do I just want to go on holiday?
IT’S TOO FUCKING HOT
July 1, 2025 at 7:37 PM
IT’S TOO FUCKING HOT
Imposter syndrome is wild: I’m two thirds of the way through a masters in neuroscience and the biggest hindrance to it all is me telling myself I don’t deserve to be here, despite passing all my exams.
June 26, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Imposter syndrome is wild: I’m two thirds of the way through a masters in neuroscience and the biggest hindrance to it all is me telling myself I don’t deserve to be here, despite passing all my exams.
I’m enjoying how the cast for that new crap pile of a H*rry P*tter series has changed from: here’s a collection of Britain’s best and most respected actors to: Oh, yeah that’s… that’s what’s their name who was in… that thing…
June 13, 2025 at 11:04 AM
I’m enjoying how the cast for that new crap pile of a H*rry P*tter series has changed from: here’s a collection of Britain’s best and most respected actors to: Oh, yeah that’s… that’s what’s their name who was in… that thing…
Every time I see zodiac charts telling me (a Leo) that I’m incompatible with my boyfriend (a Capricorn) I get very Romeo and Juliet with it all.
I DEFY THEE, STARS.
I DEFY THEE, STARS.
June 8, 2025 at 9:57 AM
Every time I see zodiac charts telling me (a Leo) that I’m incompatible with my boyfriend (a Capricorn) I get very Romeo and Juliet with it all.
I DEFY THEE, STARS.
I DEFY THEE, STARS.
Alex Lawther this is your reminder you can absolutely raw me.
May 19, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Alex Lawther this is your reminder you can absolutely raw me.
Lego make a Kleya minifig, I beg.
May 16, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Lego make a Kleya minifig, I beg.
Andor is a cautionary tale that you can spend years planning to take over an entire galaxy, and the sheer incompetence of your colleagues can bring it all crashing down.
May 15, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Andor is a cautionary tale that you can spend years planning to take over an entire galaxy, and the sheer incompetence of your colleagues can bring it all crashing down.
Shout out to the lass at my table on the train who’s decided to host a Teams conference call on her phone in the middle of the carriage. Fascinated to hear about how they plan to transition to phase 2.
April 25, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Shout out to the lass at my table on the train who’s decided to host a Teams conference call on her phone in the middle of the carriage. Fascinated to hear about how they plan to transition to phase 2.
That scene in Mean Girls where Cady talks about word vomit but instead of her friends getting bored of hearing about Regina George it’s my family asking me to stop pointing out the rapid rise of fascism in the West.
April 10, 2025 at 6:57 PM
That scene in Mean Girls where Cady talks about word vomit but instead of her friends getting bored of hearing about Regina George it’s my family asking me to stop pointing out the rapid rise of fascism in the West.
Silly question but has anyone actually ever bought anything because of a YouTube advert? I feel like every time I see one I get so annoyed by it I swear off ever ordering from that place.
April 9, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Silly question but has anyone actually ever bought anything because of a YouTube advert? I feel like every time I see one I get so annoyed by it I swear off ever ordering from that place.
Started the gym up again - can’t say I knew what I was doing but an old man gave me a thumbs up as he walked past me struggling to do weights in the outside area.
April 7, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Started the gym up again - can’t say I knew what I was doing but an old man gave me a thumbs up as he walked past me struggling to do weights in the outside area.
A midge flew into my eye and now I’m doing my best to not cry my makeup off as he dissolves in my aqueous humor.
March 28, 2025 at 6:04 PM
A midge flew into my eye and now I’m doing my best to not cry my makeup off as he dissolves in my aqueous humor.
Off to an acting class tonight which I’m pretty nervous about after about five years of being out the game. Spilled mac and cheese down my jumper - great, never mind. Then notice I smell of B.O. - tremendous. Buy deodorant and when putting it on rip two buttons off my shirt. 🫠
March 24, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Off to an acting class tonight which I’m pretty nervous about after about five years of being out the game. Spilled mac and cheese down my jumper - great, never mind. Then notice I smell of B.O. - tremendous. Buy deodorant and when putting it on rip two buttons off my shirt. 🫠
There’s a lot of people enjoying #adolesence who have previously told me they don’t enjoy the theatre and I’m like… you do know… that this is how a play works? Right??
March 17, 2025 at 9:35 PM
There’s a lot of people enjoying #adolesence who have previously told me they don’t enjoy the theatre and I’m like… you do know… that this is how a play works? Right??
Just saw a twink on the platform necking half a bottle of wine and felt some form of jealousy for the twink I once was, but then remembered I’m statistically a lot less likely to get murdered going home than that time I went to a random orgy, pretty drunk, and I was put in a ball gag.
March 15, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Just saw a twink on the platform necking half a bottle of wine and felt some form of jealousy for the twink I once was, but then remembered I’m statistically a lot less likely to get murdered going home than that time I went to a random orgy, pretty drunk, and I was put in a ball gag.
Shout out to the tube staff member who I watched notice, with dismay, the small pile of human shit under one of the benches at Leicester Square station.
March 9, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Shout out to the tube staff member who I watched notice, with dismay, the small pile of human shit under one of the benches at Leicester Square station.
All this I could forgive, but Debbie… pastels?
March 2, 2025 at 11:14 PM
All this I could forgive, but Debbie… pastels?
Evil villain cape in a green so dark it could be black? Obsessed.
March 2, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Evil villain cape in a green so dark it could be black? Obsessed.
The NOISE the room of homosexuals I’m in made at this look. Velociraptors from Jurassic Park.
March 2, 2025 at 10:15 PM
The NOISE the room of homosexuals I’m in made at this look. Velociraptors from Jurassic Park.
Really didn’t have ‘white people should have the seat on the bus’ mentality swinging back round in 2025 and yet.
No wait who am I kidding this really is literally no surprise.
No wait who am I kidding this really is literally no surprise.
They’re not even hiding it anymore.
(P.S. JFT97✊🏽)
(P.S. JFT97✊🏽)
February 26, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Really didn’t have ‘white people should have the seat on the bus’ mentality swinging back round in 2025 and yet.
No wait who am I kidding this really is literally no surprise.
No wait who am I kidding this really is literally no surprise.
You know that bit in Indiana Jones and Indy is like swinging off a cliff and trying to reach the grail and his dad is like ‘Junior’ and then finally says ‘Indiana’ because he knows that’s the real name of his child? Yeah. Very trans realness.
February 26, 2025 at 7:49 PM
You know that bit in Indiana Jones and Indy is like swinging off a cliff and trying to reach the grail and his dad is like ‘Junior’ and then finally says ‘Indiana’ because he knows that’s the real name of his child? Yeah. Very trans realness.
Have (very briefly) dabbled in all three, but have really got stuck in to my favourite of the #tombraider remastered trilogy: Angel of Darkness. Some really quick initial thoughts.
February 16, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Have (very briefly) dabbled in all three, but have really got stuck in to my favourite of the #tombraider remastered trilogy: Angel of Darkness. Some really quick initial thoughts.