AndrewT
AndrewT
@bluecryptic.bsky.social
That White House meet up with the World Series champs is gonna be awkward.
October 21, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Reposted by AndrewT
Kash was turned away by Valhalla immigration officials.
Then he collapsed in the mud under the weight of his armour.
Then his axe chopped his foot off.
Everyone clapped.
The End
September 13, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Reposted by AndrewT
A terrorist targeted federal workers last week. There wasn’t much reporting on it. But I’m not finished thinking about it! 🧵

An anti-vaxxer fired more than 500 gunshots into CDC Atlanta, shattering 150 “blast-proof” windows on 6 buildings. Employees were pinned down in terror.
August 17, 2025 at 1:35 AM