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Juicebox the bluecrab
@bluecrabjuicebox.bsky.social
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An old crab who reskeets stuff about marine biology and anime. Live sometimes on twitch.tv/bluecrabjuicebox.
Click #VtuberClips if you just want to see clips I've posted.
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Scaring myself one more time for Halloween with Sunday School. It'll probably be another short stream, so get in here RIGHT NOW while I'm still live! #vtuber #indievtuber

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A child-like, scribbly drawing of a larger person standing above the viewer, I think.
October 31, 2025 at 4:59 PM
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I had a small visitor today.
A small brown snake on a wooden porch
October 29, 2025 at 8:10 PM
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Let's go back to the annual Ghost Town Pumpkin Festival! I'm live RIGHT NOW on Twitch! #vtuber #indievtuber

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Text reading "Ghost Town Pumpkin Festival," underwhich are simple drawings of a pumpkin, a ghost, a cat, a candy, a grave, a cauldron, a leaf, a skull, a candy corn, a crow, a zombie hand, a witch hat, and a bat.
October 28, 2025 at 4:36 PM
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Time for my shift at The Cabin Factory. Surely nothing creepy or supernatural is going on here! I'm LIVE RIGHT NOW on Twitch. #vtuber #indievtuber

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a blue cartoon crab stands at a control panel in a warehouse in front of a pre-built wooden cabin.
October 27, 2025 at 4:57 PM
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Today we have a BOO for one special: the macabre microwave-controlled madness known as "Midnight Snack," followed by the bite-sized bunny borrowing of "Rental". This stream won't last long, so get in here RIGHT NOW while the scares last!
#vtuber #indievtuber

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A white cartoon bunny from the game Rental holds a glowing thing (maybe a candle) while standing next to an open microwave oven containing a plate of gore from the game Midnight Snack.
October 17, 2025 at 4:32 PM
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I encountered this dog-toy and felt compelled to test if Bsky would mark it as mature content.
A green alien toy for dogs with a grey tummy covered in nipples.
October 16, 2025 at 12:20 AM
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Do you have what it takes to witness the most terrifying home maintenance job this side of the internet!? Join me as I powerwash the kind of home I wish I could live in! LIVE RIGHT NOW on Twitch! #vtuber #indievtuber

twitch.tv/bluecrabjuicebox continues.
A man wearing full PPE and holding a powerwasher stands in front of a dirty, spooky house that takes at least a little inspiration from Dracula's Castle from Castlevania: Symphony of the Night.
October 13, 2025 at 4:34 PM
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I'm back on the oil-rig, trying to get off the oil-rig. You can watch me LIVE RIGHT NOW streaming Still Wakes the Deep on Twitch! #vtuber #indievtuber #horror #Scotland

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A picture of an oil-rig in a foggy, stormy ocean near Scotland with the text "Still Wakes the Deep."
October 10, 2025 at 4:29 PM
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I sure hope this game about an oil-rig haunted by otherworldly terrors turns out to be an allegory about global warming!
I'm LIVE right now with Still Wakes the Deep. #vtuber #indievtuber #horror

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A picture of an oil-rig in a foggy, stormy ocean near Scotland I think with the text "Still Wakes the Deep."
October 3, 2025 at 4:34 PM
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Kicking off the most Hallowed of months with Macbat 64! We're LIVE right now on Twitch! #vtuber #indievtuber

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A mock-up of an N64 style cover for Macbat 64. Mac (?) is a blue bat with a monocle flying over a tropical sea.
October 1, 2025 at 4:36 PM
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When I put these keys together, they look like a jetpack.
Two tubular pin tumbler lock keys placed next to each other so they look like a jetpack. I had to look on Wikipedia to know what tubular pin tumbler locks are called.
September 27, 2025 at 1:55 PM
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I've been looking forward to playing this for months! High octane bug action is live RIGHT NOW on Twitch! #vtuber #indievtuber snailsim.com

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Hornet from Hollow Knight and the new game Silksong poses dramatically in a fiery cave. This post is about a Snail Simulator stream, though.
September 5, 2025 at 4:38 PM
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I sawr another large mantis today. I'm pretty sure this one is also non-native based on what I read after finding the previous one, but meh still cool. #Invertebrate
A picture of Katori Yutaro asking if a large brown mantis on a wall is a Tenodera sinensis.
August 26, 2025 at 10:28 PM
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Speaking of Splatoon, I get off work early next weekend so I might play the gold Salmon Run rotation. Yay! Maybe I'll stream it a little.
A card showing that from August 29 8PM to August 31 12PM Chesapeake Bay time there will be a Salmon Run rotation on Bonerattle Arena where everyone playing gets random overpowered Grizzco weapons.
August 24, 2025 at 2:42 PM
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I sawr a big mantis this morning.
A brown praying mantis clinging to a stack of golf ball buckets.
August 23, 2025 at 12:34 PM
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Me and my buddy Ruben are gonna conquer a mountain in Peak. We're LIVE right now on Twitch! #vtuber #indievtuber #peak

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A picture of four round guys struggling up a mountain. One of them has fallen off a cliff and another is trying to pull them back to safety. "Peak" is written in the sky.
August 15, 2025 at 4:36 PM
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So I actually bothered to look up the exchange rate between US dollars and JPN yen on December 31, 1994.
At the time, 9,800¥ could be exchanged for $65. Sounds reasonable.

...but $65 at the end of 1994 has the same purchasing power as $140 today.
A screen shot from a really cool Japanese commercial for Super Metroid showing a recommended retail price of 9,800¥ (before tax).
August 11, 2025 at 3:53 PM
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Give me a game where you customize little guys and I'll try to make a crab; I'm playing the Bobo Bay demo, live RIGHT NOW on Twitch! #vtuber #indievtuber

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Little round creatures presumably called "bobos" play in a snowy area surrounded by rocky cliffs. The logo for "Bobo Bay" takes up much of the picture.
August 8, 2025 at 4:32 PM
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I was cleaning out a shed and if I didn't follow @tastinghistory.bsky.social, I would not appreciate what I just found.
A copy of "The Original Fannie Farmer 1896 Cook Book" sitting on a pile of other books in a cardboard box
July 25, 2025 at 3:55 PM
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Someone lost a bee 🐝
A golf club cover that looks like a bee on top of the lost and found pile at work.
July 12, 2025 at 8:36 PM
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Two fairies, Purirun and Meroron, are at a table with a glass of orange liquid, an omurice, and a plate of hotdogs cut in the shape of crabs. Purirun is saying "Crabs are so cute-puri!"
June 23, 2025 at 4:01 PM
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I saw this at the store and immediately said "eww" aloud. After taking two more steps I turned around and bought it; I must know.
A blue crab doll sitting next to a box of "buttery chardonnay"
June 15, 2025 at 7:11 PM
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I sawr a not-bee
What may be the largest hoverfly ever, looking like a bee on a yellow flower.
June 15, 2025 at 5:35 PM
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I sawr a bee.
A bee on a clover flower surrounded by grass
June 5, 2025 at 7:28 PM
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Time for more hot cipher cracking action in Cryptmaster! Live NOW on Twitch. #vtuber

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A photo of my work cracking a replacement cipher last stream. This took like 30 minutes, not counting time spent finding signs written in both the cipher letters and English.
June 3, 2025 at 4:34 PM