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hello I am the IRS you need to give me $500 worth of nicotine pouches (6mg) or you will be placed under the rest

@hornetNine on the former bird app hellsite
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Yeah, We’ll spend a massive amount of money and tie up half of all of our airlift capabilities to keep an air bridge open to support a brigade minus that is struggling to maintain security at an single airfield to create some content for Pete Hegseth’s “Department of War” X page.
September 21, 2025 at 3:01 PM
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i do kind of wonder if future historians will treat J6 like the Beer Hall Putsch
Trump didn’t actually know How To Tyranny in round one but he has learned
this ties into what i was saying earlier but also: this is a big reason why Trump vocally broke with FedSoc in favor of Mike Davis's A3P: FedSoc guys might agree with conservative ideology but they aren't Trumpist ideological cadres
August 26, 2025 at 2:44 PM
I was deployed during a major national disaster in Southeast Asia last year, and USAID quickly got supplies and aid to people within 24hrs (using USMC assets). We were still deployed when this happened…and nothing. The silence is deafening when you want to be helping and can’t.
Was speaking with a USAID person yesterday explaining how at any other time countless phone lines wld be buzzing, working groups stood up, go-teams and aid being dispatched to after the Myanmar quake. Now ... nothing.
March 30, 2025 at 12:17 PM
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i think we should replace “how are you?” with “hey things are generally bad, how are you personally?” just to make things easier on everyone trying to answer in a way that doesn’t initially seem like you’re either delusional or complicit
February 25, 2025 at 3:22 AM
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Cybertrucks are great because every day I get to go online and see a new dollar menu version of the OceanGate submersible story
December 2, 2024 at 5:15 PM
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Earthly pleasures go crazy
July 27, 2023 at 12:19 AM
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Got a spare kidney? DaveNeedsAKidney94@gmail.com

Wanna help spread the good word? DM or email me, and I'll send some stickers to you!

#DaveNeedsAKidney #HallucinogenicBulb
October 19, 2024 at 9:34 PM
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scrolling thru bluesky without a single doomscrolling or ragebait post in plain sight
October 18, 2024 at 9:43 PM