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bluecorncrust.bsky.social
bluecorncrust
@bluecorncrust.bsky.social
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Just a regular old fashioned toilet cosplayer cosplaying as a clogged toilet. 1 flush = 1 regret. 🔥🔥🚽🔥🔥🪠🔥🔥
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bluecorncrust.bsky.social
I dig when you post hole.
An image of a wood handled post hole digger
October 6, 2025 at 3:26 PM
bluecorncrust.bsky.social
Oh, so I guess you did respond to wrong comment after all.
August 20, 2025 at 7:09 PM
bluecorncrust.bsky.social
Chicago Pope: a promotional photo for Chicago Hope, featuring Hector Elizando who’s head has been replaced by the new pope Robert Prevost who is from Chicago
May 8, 2025 at 6:07 PM
bluecorncrust.bsky.social
Mola Ram from Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom holding a human heart
May 7, 2025 at 5:15 PM
bluecorncrust.bsky.social
A picture of a cute cat ruined by an artless yet clumsy overlay of a Judge Dredd helmet and jacket with a caption that says: AM THE LAW
May 7, 2025 at 3:45 PM
bluecorncrust.bsky.social
This is the illustration he sketched in 1934:
A hand drawn sketch of the beast from the story Pickman’s Model by Lovecraft himself that looks like a 9 year old was drawing a dog zombie for 3rd grade art class.
May 5, 2025 at 4:44 PM
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I saw this frog today. Pretty good for a frog!
A bight green frog I saw today
May 4, 2025 at 2:23 AM
bluecorncrust.bsky.social
No sex can be safer. It’s a pill, wrapped in a little piece of paper.
Album cover for SEX PACKETS by digital underground. Depicted is a man wearing a zebra print hat and sunglasses in a dark environment offering a glowing blue packet, seemingly, to the observer. In the background six other men wearing various hats and sunglasses stand closely together.
May 3, 2025 at 3:18 PM
bluecorncrust.bsky.social
They died of disappointment.
Side by side duplicate images of mummified horse vulvas in tiny coffins.
May 2, 2025 at 3:57 PM
bluecorncrust.bsky.social
Two 8oz 5mg servings.
One man drinking two distinct beverages out of two distinct cups via two distinct straws simultaneously.
May 2, 2025 at 3:26 PM
bluecorncrust.bsky.social
It’s that picture from the Wired article about how the stupids on Bluesky are too dumb to get jokes. The picture is a checkerboard pattern of a literal blue sky interspersed with a checkerboard pattern of a mouth laughing.
April 25, 2025 at 4:34 PM
bluecorncrust.bsky.social
My favorite.
A ginger boy dressed as Robin curled up and spinning through the air grabbing his own legs just below the knee. The picture has been cropped and rotated to make it somewhat appear that the boy is presenting his ass while kneeling. I dunno, I thought it was funny.
April 25, 2025 at 3:28 PM
bluecorncrust.bsky.social
Best I can do.
Caption: MONEY SPERM/Greek yogurt with fruit - Monkey shake&vape 12ml Provocative name, but great taste. A combination of delicious, gently acidic Greek yogurt with pieces of juicy mango and citrus fruits. Fine, lightweight, suitable for all day vaping. Pictured: a bottle of Monkey Sperm flavored vape juice surrounded by lemons, mangoes and Greek yogurt.
April 23, 2025 at 7:27 PM
bluecorncrust.bsky.social
A fat pale frog (maybe a toad?) with a caption that says: It is Wednesday my dudes
April 9, 2025 at 7:20 PM
bluecorncrust.bsky.social
Post dog.
A white dog wearing a USPS letter carrier costume
April 8, 2025 at 10:21 PM
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ET wearing ladie’s clothing. Or clothing that a man might wear if he felt fancy. Whatever. It’s a dress and a stole or something and a hat and pearls. And several bracelets. Anyone can wear this at any time for any reason. Who cares. Stop yelling at me.
April 6, 2025 at 1:39 PM
bluecorncrust.bsky.social
Doug? More like DOG! Am I right?
GET REKT DOUG!!
A barking dog with a caption reading, “BORK! BORK! AM DOUG!!”
April 4, 2025 at 7:35 PM
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Wes Watson’s mouth closer up and turned vertically, making it look like a nice lady’s special part.
April 3, 2025 at 8:26 PM
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Wes Watson’s mouth close up.
April 3, 2025 at 8:25 PM
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Wes Watson closer.
April 3, 2025 at 8:24 PM
bluecorncrust.bsky.social
Wes Watson
April 3, 2025 at 8:24 PM
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Gulag Trademark logo
April 1, 2025 at 2:57 PM
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While technically canonical, this is clearly a viscous woke attack on our vulnerable young men
A still from the movie ET, depicting ET wearing women’s clothing
March 31, 2025 at 6:22 PM
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A stained glass window which depicts a leprechaun who has a nose that kinda looks like a dick. The leprechaun also has a ginger beard but no mustache.
March 30, 2025 at 4:29 AM
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Serana from Skyrim
March 27, 2025 at 7:44 PM