I wish Johnson would just bottom for a black guy so he can chill out a little.

I'm honestly impressed they found a way to surprise me.

Where did you go old man? Looking for your spine? It's next to Trump's bed.

You owe America for the oxygen you're wasting.

Dead political career walking.

Same.

You helped get people worked up over the ban! You helped Trump with his distraction. Don't act above it all now. 🤣

I refuse to fall for a low IQ distraction. It will be back, or it won't. About 95% of my life didn't have tik tok, and I'm still alive today to tell the tale.

I'm curious as to why people like you aren't digging deeper on why it's getting banned. It's obvious some rich and powerful people want it banned. China can get our info whenever they want, so it's not that. Why exactly is every level of the federal government gunning for it?

When Trump goes I plan on letting off fireworks, so I guess in relation this is fairly tame.

We need it to be a clown show, and MAGA is not disappointing. If I have to watch America burn I’m at least going to enjoy a marshmallow or two by the fire.

If I did well enough on the gifts I will.

The response to the CEO should tell the Democratic Party where we are as a people. We aren't in the mood to hold hands.

As an Ohioan I can tell you which one we will pick.

With the news on tik tok today I'm going to be relying on bluesky for my healhcare CEO pulse updates in the near future.

It's not necessarily a good thing if fascism works out. Let's watch it burn for a couple of years. We need it to.

I'm going to tell people that Mark Hamill has a dog named after Trixie Mattel the drag queen not because I think it's true, but because I really want it to be true.

"This is quite the shituation" will now be part of my American vernacular.