She must have seen the shirt he wore to the MBS dinner

A lot. A lot is wrong with him.

White supremacy is a hell of a drug

Oh wow

Are you a raging bigot doesn’t seem like much of a sales pitch. I guess I’m wistful for the before times.

Assume he’s received his “you’re uninvited” call from this event

“Ever since Prince died shit’s been weird.” - someone in the know

I’ll be in your glorious city this weekend. I’m buying something at every place that has a sign like this.

Stupid, stupid, stupid. Stupid all the time.

Every day I wait for the necklace on the wh spokesman to start burning onto her chest

One of the best opening lines in a movie.

Listen very closely as your friends and family who talked about the price of eggs last year and the Clintons leaving the the White House a mess say absolutely nothing.

I paid claims for Travelers Insurance during college. OB’s were incentivized by the insurance company to encourage the mother to do VBAC - vaginal birth after c-section by reimbursing that at a much higher rate than c sections which obviously cost them more. That should have been criminal.

Franks for break + a yoga studio he’ll dig

Since Texas DPS got authority to act as ICE this week this guy decided it’s his whole personality. PAB

Ina Gartner’s Turkey Roulade but I brine the turkey breasts with Alton Brown’s (NYT) turkey brine (quantity reduced) beforehand and use this stuffing recipe inside the roll instead. Huge hit in my house: www.tastesoflizzyt.com/grandmas-tha...