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Bluebird Blvd.
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No new pictures, where are you at mentally?

(This, but also. . . )*
Snoopy fights the Red Baron. A serene painting of a cat playing a violin on a body of water in a boat while her cat companion rows.
August 26, 2025 at 5:45 PM
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Kerr County is close to where I live, Mike.
A map showcasing the distance between central San Antonio (Bexar* County) and neighboring Kerr County. (*Pronounced bēarh.)
July 10, 2025 at 10:33 PM
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You’re just making me miss these stupid crackers.
Charming vintage box of Chicken in a Biskit crackers.
June 23, 2025 at 6:31 AM
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Y’all, the metrics of these studies describe issues common to working class / poor folks who are trying to stay out of abject poverty and have little access to medical care or time of their own.

To be clear, I’m not knocking ADHD. >>

#poverty #ADHD
A paragraph from the linked story that reads: “Barkley's study found that the biggest predictors of shorter life expectancy in adults with ADHD were factors including lower incomes, fewer years of education, a greater likelihood of smoking, shorter sleep duration, less exercise, poorer nutrition and risky driving. He notes that most of these factors are linked to impulsivity - which can be treated.” A paragraph from the linked story that reads: “It's not the ADHD, it's the impact of the ADHD on how you live, " says Wiznitzer, who is also co-chair of the professional advisory board for CHADD, a nonprofit education and advocacy group for people with ADHD. "Because you're impulsive, you don't make the best choices."
January 23, 2025 at 11:44 PM
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I’m no Amanda Palmer apologist, but tell me you and your editor don’t know a gotdamned thing about coercive control and US custody law without telling me you don’t know, etc., etc.* @nellscovell.bsky.social @thedailybeast.bsky.social
A paragraph from the op-ed in the follow-up skeet that reads: “Though an outspoken performer, Palmer refused to be interviewed or provide a statement to New York magazine. Two days after the story dropped, and presumably under pressure from her devoted fans, Palmer explained her silence on Instagram: ‘As there are ongoing custody and divorce proceedings, I am not able to offer public comment,’ she wrote. ‘Please understand that I am first and foremost a parent. I ask for privacy at this time.’
January 19, 2025 at 6:45 AM
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G@%dammit.
Screenshot of popup screen on American TikTok that reads “Sorry, TikTok isn’t available right now. A law banning TikTok has been enacted in the U.S. Unfortunately, that means you can't use TikTok for now. We are fortunate that President Trump has indicated that he will work with us on a solution to reinstate TikTok once he takes office. Please stay tuned!
January 19, 2025 at 3:53 AM
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Y’all—WTF was I thinking? 😳😆
A set of sheets in a package that reads Duke Regal Comfort 1200 EGYPTIAN COTTON KING.
December 15, 2024 at 4:11 AM
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I feel like I need a hazmat shower after watching the Lisa Frank docuseries.

Holy smokes these people are terrible. And litigious. And tacky.

But mostly terrible.
A parody of overly saturated lisa frank depictions of animals in rainbow tones rendered as creepy by midjourney AI.
December 14, 2024 at 5:46 AM
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Can someone please buy me this murder goose sweater by Aelfric Eden? It’s twenty-eight dollars secondhand and I will like you forever.
A dark blue crewneck sweater lays on a wrinkled sheet. Right in the center is a large white goose chasing something with a knife in his mouth. Underneath the gamboling goose is the word murder. The tone of this sweater is humorous and slightly unsettling.
December 6, 2024 at 4:38 AM
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Without downloading any new pics, where are you at mentally?

• • •

Eh, a little bit of this, a little bit of that.
An intense-faced leopard dives into pale water. S/he focused on some aquatic prey just outside the image. A confused looking Russian mountain lion sits in a bathtub as a person’s hands rub soap into one of his (or her) paws.
November 22, 2024 at 4:30 PM
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If you haven’t seen it in a bit, the Quentin Crisp biopic “An Englishman in New York” is available on Amazon Prime in the US.
Quentin Crisp in all white with a red silk scarf looks askance at something out of frame. Quentin Crisp looking fetching and fey in a green silk cravat, a tipped velvet hat, a bit of blush, and a fully arched brow—with extra attitude.
December 28, 2023 at 11:33 PM
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Kitty-cat socks! 🤭
A pair of feet in five-inch green leather high heels wearing sheer socks with embroidered cat faces.
October 27, 2023 at 3:34 AM
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Is there a federal law that requires all nail polish names to be horrible puns? 🤭
A beautiful dark iridescent green nail polish is called faux fir A warm golden iridescent nail polish is called lost in the maize. Like corn. Get it? *groans* A creamy warm orange nail polish is called caught off gourd. This color doesn’t look like any gourd I’ve ever seen.
October 23, 2023 at 11:28 PM
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What kind of revolution did you have in mind?
Screenshot of email inbox item that reads: Today is BIG day. the bearded storytelling revolution starts right here with you.
October 17, 2023 at 3:36 AM
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HELPFUL HOUSEHOLD HINT:

Y’all, doing dishes is way more fun (and fast!) with a drill and brush set. 🤭
A basic electric drill with a brush attached to the chuck.
October 11, 2023 at 10:16 PM
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A piece of my neighbors' mail accidentally arrived to my house. This should make for an interesting conversation.
A white package with a big ad for the item inside posted on the front. The text reads "butt hole stretcher 9000."
October 2, 2023 at 9:54 PM
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Weirdly accurate. 😅*
My test results show that my personality is super power and that I am a potential cult leader.
October 1, 2023 at 9:06 PM
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Oh TOTALLY.
A line illustration of a man tied to a rock with an Eagle tearing out his guts. Text below reads every day is a fresh start.
October 1, 2023 at 5:48 PM
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My fave part of the airport.
An official sign reads recombobulation area.
September 28, 2023 at 8:37 PM
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Guess what activity (most of) this is, y'all. 😃
Screenshot of workout information from an Oura Ring. In big print it says 718 active calorie burn. Another screenshot from Oura listing the total amount as 2212 calories and 10,892 steps.
September 25, 2023 at 9:39 PM
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I realize this is from 2014, but it's my favorite header from my blog Bluebird Blvd., which I hope to reopen soon.
A green blackboard-like surface with a geometric drawing of a bird and a diagrammed sentence. At the top of the board, cursive reads "Good morning, class!" Below it is a reply from a student: "good morning teecher. you like cookie?"
September 6, 2023 at 7:27 PM
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Annie Montgomery makes extraordinary soft sculpture, don't you think?*
A handmade anthropomorphic child-like zebra wearing old-fashioned clothes that have been darned and patched. She carries a handmade toy on a ribbon. The same zebra, seen from the middle side, which shows off the unbelievable amount of detail. A closer image of the zebra from the waist up. Her clothes are handmade and carefully damaged to show lots of wear and tear. A closeup of the zebra from the opposite side. Her groomed mane is decorated with handmade flowers. A double-strand pearl necklace encircles her neck. She has a soft blue bow tied around one ear, like a schoolgirl.
August 26, 2023 at 9:52 PM
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Y'all understand that polyester is made from PET plastics and are a major source of microplastics in our waterways, right?
A pretty dress made from polyester, an environmental biohazard. The listing of the fiber content (100% polyester) along with instructions to hand wash.
August 22, 2023 at 11:04 PM
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"Your wife has important hair. A woman like that doesn't just happen. I hope you appreciate her."
Greta Gerwig (as Babette) has a headful of double-barrel permed hair. She's smiling in a supermarket.
August 19, 2023 at 2:36 AM
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The lecture Murray gives on the aesthetics of cinematic car crashes appears to allude to whasishead. . . J.G. Ballard's 1973 novel "Crash," which was made into a film—neither of which I've read because I have a phobia of car crashes. 🙄
Cover for the original hardback edition of Crash, illustrated title in big carved letters with a phallic looking standard shift sitting in front of it.
August 19, 2023 at 1:39 AM