Bluebird
@bluebird-cloutier.bsky.social
Sometimes, if the light is just right and it’s warm enough, look North West and I might be in your periphery.
I am only correcting the above tense from present to past because it’s so liberatingly satisfying to loudly clarify that Pinochet *is* fucking dead, because he *was* a cruel, murderous hate-machine.
Pardon my interruption, brother.
Pardon my interruption, brother.
September 14, 2025 at 4:29 PM
I am only correcting the above tense from present to past because it’s so liberatingly satisfying to loudly clarify that Pinochet *is* fucking dead, because he *was* a cruel, murderous hate-machine.
Pardon my interruption, brother.
Pardon my interruption, brother.
“Retconning” (from ‘retroactive continuity’) is another great term, coined from fiction/comics, where past events are rewritten to fit a new narrative.
There’s almost as many terms to describe those slimy fucks as there are slimy fucks needing terms to describe them.
There’s almost as many terms to describe those slimy fucks as there are slimy fucks needing terms to describe them.
September 13, 2025 at 5:02 PM
“Retconning” (from ‘retroactive continuity’) is another great term, coined from fiction/comics, where past events are rewritten to fit a new narrative.
There’s almost as many terms to describe those slimy fucks as there are slimy fucks needing terms to describe them.
There’s almost as many terms to describe those slimy fucks as there are slimy fucks needing terms to describe them.
It’s called backfilling. Key and people like him are totally unable to be accountable to their own actions so they try to control the narrative by inserting obfuscation and plausible deniability to manipulate the past, present and future narrative.
September 13, 2025 at 4:17 PM
It’s called backfilling. Key and people like him are totally unable to be accountable to their own actions so they try to control the narrative by inserting obfuscation and plausible deniability to manipulate the past, present and future narrative.
You’ll feel better AND morally superior if you say “what have you done” instead.
August 28, 2025 at 2:48 AM
You’ll feel better AND morally superior if you say “what have you done” instead.
A fraudster defrauding fraudsters? Oh no!
August 20, 2025 at 6:40 PM
A fraudster defrauding fraudsters? Oh no!
That Bridgestone is great.
July 1, 2025 at 3:04 AM
That Bridgestone is great.
Yes, to the Smarmy Starmy Army you gents are the real problem. In my opinion, if you’re pissing off those fuckers then you’re doing something right. Good work.
May 26, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Yes, to the Smarmy Starmy Army you gents are the real problem. In my opinion, if you’re pissing off those fuckers then you’re doing something right. Good work.
Fire departments in the San Francisco, New York and Philadelphia were originally privately owned, funded by insurance companies, in the 18th and early 19th centuries.
Back then, if a fire broke out, only the brigade associated with the insurance provider would respond. Not a client? No service.
Back then, if a fire broke out, only the brigade associated with the insurance provider would respond. Not a client? No service.
May 17, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Fire departments in the San Francisco, New York and Philadelphia were originally privately owned, funded by insurance companies, in the 18th and early 19th centuries.
Back then, if a fire broke out, only the brigade associated with the insurance provider would respond. Not a client? No service.
Back then, if a fire broke out, only the brigade associated with the insurance provider would respond. Not a client? No service.
Well, I DON’T want to live in the UK, but I speak English anyhow. Checkmate, Smarmy Starmy.
May 13, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Well, I DON’T want to live in the UK, but I speak English anyhow. Checkmate, Smarmy Starmy.
So, you're saying Bourdain died for us because he KNEW what was coming?!
OMG, just like the church guy on the sticks!!!
OMG, just like the church guy on the sticks!!!
May 11, 2025 at 2:04 PM
So, you're saying Bourdain died for us because he KNEW what was coming?!
OMG, just like the church guy on the sticks!!!
OMG, just like the church guy on the sticks!!!
Now that is how to take the piss out of him.
April 29, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Now that is how to take the piss out of him.
Or, as I like to call him:
"Fuzzy Bunny".
"Fuzzy Bunny".
April 29, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Or, as I like to call him:
"Fuzzy Bunny".
"Fuzzy Bunny".
Canada is a Bicameral Constitutionally Agnostic Pluralistic Monarchy the whole family can enjoy!
April 29, 2025 at 9:12 AM
Canada is a Bicameral Constitutionally Agnostic Pluralistic Monarchy the whole family can enjoy!
I am confused as to the seemingly redundant need to qualify ‘lesbian’ with ‘woman’.
Am I missing something?
Am I missing something?
April 2, 2025 at 12:56 AM
I am confused as to the seemingly redundant need to qualify ‘lesbian’ with ‘woman’.
Am I missing something?
Am I missing something?
With slight speech-bubble edits, this looks very much like it could be an uncomfortable elevator pitch for an animated series with the working title: “Luke Skywalker and the Tatooine Teens”.
I should put my phone down now, for the day. Apologies😂
I should put my phone down now, for the day. Apologies😂
April 1, 2025 at 4:22 PM
With slight speech-bubble edits, this looks very much like it could be an uncomfortable elevator pitch for an animated series with the working title: “Luke Skywalker and the Tatooine Teens”.
I should put my phone down now, for the day. Apologies😂
I should put my phone down now, for the day. Apologies😂
Vance has ne’er looked gooder.
March 31, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Vance has ne’er looked gooder.
So after 100 days he WILL shit roses and butterflies?!?
I am not a medical professional, nor am I a dietitian, but that sounds like a serious problem.
I am not a medical professional, nor am I a dietitian, but that sounds like a serious problem.
March 31, 2025 at 2:39 PM
So after 100 days he WILL shit roses and butterflies?!?
I am not a medical professional, nor am I a dietitian, but that sounds like a serious problem.
I am not a medical professional, nor am I a dietitian, but that sounds like a serious problem.
“Hard Earned Hegemony” is now the best punk band name ever; also, an interesting interpretation of ‘hegemony’, and ‘earned’.
March 31, 2025 at 2:36 PM
“Hard Earned Hegemony” is now the best punk band name ever; also, an interesting interpretation of ‘hegemony’, and ‘earned’.
“Guys n gals, this is
more fucked up than Peter
O'Toole on his birthday.”
So very painfully close to a natural Haiku, which is like a literary Royal Flush, in my humble opinion. Nice work.
more fucked up than Peter
O'Toole on his birthday.”
So very painfully close to a natural Haiku, which is like a literary Royal Flush, in my humble opinion. Nice work.
March 31, 2025 at 2:32 PM
“Guys n gals, this is
more fucked up than Peter
O'Toole on his birthday.”
So very painfully close to a natural Haiku, which is like a literary Royal Flush, in my humble opinion. Nice work.
more fucked up than Peter
O'Toole on his birthday.”
So very painfully close to a natural Haiku, which is like a literary Royal Flush, in my humble opinion. Nice work.