“The 5 things Donald Trump did last week”

- Pretended he didn’t know about signal chat security disaster.

- Pretended it wasn’t a big deal.

- Called it a witch hunt.

- Proceeded to go on a witch hunt, blaming the journalist and the signal app.

- Crashed the stock market as a distraction.

“The 5 things Tulsi Gabbard did last week”

- Lied, under oath, when she denied classified info was discussed in the chat.

- Claimed she misremembered.

- Couldn’t say what phone she used.

- Played word games with the Senate to avoid culpability.

- Developed sudden amnesia on classification.