You can pry paper chains out of my cold, dead hands

If my brother and his gf spend their whole day in our living room one more time I’m gonna hurt someone.
You have a car and a gf, go kiss in some bleachers you don’t have to be here everyday
I wanna play Minecraft bitch MOVE

Someone NEEDS to take paper mache away from me

Gonna start replacing “bro” with “diva.” Finance bro? No. Ur a finance diva now. Tech bro? Tech diva. Get with it or get lost

I love a good graph. Always send me good graphs if you see one.

Me every time I get my period: why are my vibes off. Why am I evil. I’m crying over a horse

Got minorly corrected on something inconsequential this morning, if you don’t ever see or hear from me again now you know why

i wish I could adopt every stray cat

Slurp

I absolutely despise how necessary driving is where I live.
I will not be able to go about my life normally if I can’t drive but it feels so impossible and so terrifying
But also, I’ve been threatened multiple times just because I’m alone and young while on walks
I guess I’ll just die 😔

This years Spotify wrapped was god awful but I am just way too happy to think about it cuz I got a special message from my favorite band AGAIN this year. Hurrah. Lets go.

Driving fucking SUCKS. Everyone keeps telling me I’ll love it eventually but like. When. Cuz this shit is the worst

Sometimes I forget the people in my phone are real. How delightful. They are real and have lives and are still so kind and funny. It fills me with so much hope

What’s a little bite between friends. What’s a little nibble or two. It’s my love language