i have extras if youd like me to hang onto one for the next time i see you!!

"my daughter gave these to me as a fathers day gift. i have been wearing them every day for 5 years" has this company even existed for 5 years. help. i need to get a pihole or something so bad im losing my mind

they are!!!!!! LA metro baybeeee

bill clinton???????????????

(otherwise it would have meant missing my flight and rescheduling so i could go to the emergency us passport office in toronto)

for me it meant spending five hours going back and forth between terminal 1 and 3 dealing with printer errors and accessing unauthorized sections of the airport (legally) before somehow miraculously getting through all 3 passport checks without a passport because of my moé charm

a few but not a ton.. i have more to say about this issue in particular but not publicly i'll dm you

mine was "yeah we'll watch your passport for you until you come back to yyz next month" (they shredded my passport without telling me and i only found out the day of my flight when i went to pick it up)

ive just found them getting worse and worse as time goes on.. apart from the two Freak Accidents that i recognize im just being petty about the final straw for me was them charging me EightyBucks at the gate to take my bag (mandatory) despite it always being free forever prior to that .

snitch

they'll find me

anyways i had to take ac this time and guess what two items are now magically free. yep its free wifi and free Drinks. they are so scared.... good!! mua ha ha ha

yeah 😭😭😭