Decades of pedagogic failure have made me develop a teacher kink

The next step really is to steal somebody’s man

I really should have gone on that t4t lesbian date. Grindr be dry asf.
She would have treated me right

Straight alt men that have bi goth gfs and are way too into queer memes scare me

Letting a frenchman penetrate me somehow worsened my relations with the nation of France

As soon as the temperature hits the double digits, nothing can quench my thirst but the juice of a clementine soaked in Aperol. My lungs yearn for the sweet vapor of a shitty plastic wand. I get possessed by the ghost of a British woman named Cheryl on her summer vacation in Spain.

Yes, you totally only have me sleep over because you want me to feel safe at night. You’re even so considerate to know I’d be trembling without your dick in my mouth.

“Maybe I’m the father-figure you need” says the guy who was just complaining about how cold his mother was…

A man telling you that you don’t value yourself enough, after having fucked you with the lights off, is one of the fattest bitchslaps you can ever receive.

why do men choose to cut their gorgeous, full and fabulous hair at the worst possible times?
Mofo, your hairline is receding at 21, at least let us appreciate it while we still can!