Blue Zander
banner
blue-zander.bsky.social
Blue Zander
@blue-zander.bsky.social
You can’t park your car over the side walk, where people walk.
Grand Ole Please-for-fucks-sake-stop-me-because-all-I-want-is-warcrime
December 4, 2025 at 11:54 AM
Time to buy some books for John. Goats go to heaven, nuzzi’s, go to hell.
December 4, 2025 at 11:50 AM
those are some super stunning beach wieners!
December 3, 2025 at 6:26 PM
truuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuth!!!

“Hey, read this brainrot that definitely won’t rot your brain”

How about no?
December 3, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Quick, get nuzzi on the case!
December 3, 2025 at 1:31 PM
It’s starting to sound like flock might need to change its name to skynet

Speedrunofremovingourrights
December 1, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Terminator is a prophecy and james cameron burns bushes
November 28, 2025 at 4:06 AM
she’s got her ear on the pulse of america. everyone must be begging her for some dersh rizz
November 25, 2025 at 12:46 PM
Yeah it is - Reboot Mindhunter!!
a man wearing a crown and a robe says " why so sad "
ALT: a man wearing a crown and a robe says " why so sad "
media.tenor.com
November 21, 2025 at 1:59 PM
it’s just a tiny bit of murder
a man is looking at himself in the mirror .
ALT: a man is looking at himself in the mirror .
media.tenor.com
November 21, 2025 at 1:56 PM
You heard it here first, Kegseth is transitioning and fast
November 8, 2025 at 6:51 PM