blueshy 💙
@blue-shy.bsky.social
Blue Shy Guy on the internet.
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any/all, 30⬆️. Feed is 18+ only.
Well, my evil shoulder fairy hasn't steered me wrong so far..
December 1, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Well, my evil shoulder fairy hasn't steered me wrong so far..
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the moon is gone but its knight remains
November 20, 2025 at 5:11 AM
the moon is gone but its knight remains
Okay yeah this one was weird. But, I stand by it.
November 17, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Okay yeah this one was weird. But, I stand by it.
The world's stretchiest underwear/shorts doing the heaviest lifting imaginable.
November 17, 2025 at 5:30 PM
The world's stretchiest underwear/shorts doing the heaviest lifting imaginable.
Sometimes you just happen to agree to safely carry a friend around for too long, and eventually accidents happen..
November 17, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Sometimes you just happen to agree to safely carry a friend around for too long, and eventually accidents happen..
Well it's all courtesy of the princess! Until we find one of those green mushrooms..
November 16, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Well it's all courtesy of the princess! Until we find one of those green mushrooms..
Oh this? My huge soft koopa shell deflection system? My colossal rear bumper?
November 16, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Oh this? My huge soft koopa shell deflection system? My colossal rear bumper?
See also "ground pounds"
November 16, 2025 at 11:15 PM
See also "ground pounds"
By the time I got this reply, I was already "suddenly" very bottom heavy, but for now the weight classification is heavy regardless of where the weight sits!
November 16, 2025 at 11:12 PM
By the time I got this reply, I was already "suddenly" very bottom heavy, but for now the weight classification is heavy regardless of where the weight sits!
That's probably a lot less likely to cause issues fitting in the kart, good idea.
November 16, 2025 at 5:38 AM
That's probably a lot less likely to cause issues fitting in the kart, good idea.
(Suspiciously princess-sized tummy) Well whatever, let's race.
November 16, 2025 at 5:26 AM
(Suspiciously princess-sized tummy) Well whatever, let's race.
The vacation sandwich..
November 16, 2025 at 1:20 AM
The vacation sandwich..
WWWAAAIT- (bwwWWRRRPH)
November 15, 2025 at 9:28 PM
WWWAAAIT- (bwwWWRRRPH)
The thwomp print being a warning about the suddenly much stronger hip drops is really smart...
November 15, 2025 at 9:27 PM
The thwomp print being a warning about the suddenly much stronger hip drops is really smart...
No no no no I'm not a PROJECTILE --
November 15, 2025 at 9:03 PM
No no no no I'm not a PROJECTILE --
No fair.. this is standard issue equipment..
November 15, 2025 at 8:50 PM
No fair.. this is standard issue equipment..
WAIT WAIT PUT ME DOWN
November 15, 2025 at 8:49 PM
WAIT WAIT PUT ME DOWN
That is a good idea actually... But if somebody starts trying to jump into mine and get items out of it I'm going to chase them across the level.
November 15, 2025 at 8:48 PM
That is a good idea actually... But if somebody starts trying to jump into mine and get items out of it I'm going to chase them across the level.
Yes, and it's very soft and cushions my fall when I slip walking around on question blocks.
November 15, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Yes, and it's very soft and cushions my fall when I slip walking around on question blocks.
No comment.. I'm not trying to give people any ideas involving jumping head first at my butt...
November 15, 2025 at 8:41 PM
No comment.. I'm not trying to give people any ideas involving jumping head first at my butt...