Lori (she/her)
@blue-random.bsky.social
40-something dreamer, gamer, game designer, writer, agile coach, scrum master, professional cat juggler, and (mostly) loving wife of QueenofNoPants. Captain America and I don't like bullies.
My wife is @queenofnopants.bsky.social. She's trans. She shared this, this morning. I thought I should share it here. Stay safe, everyone.
November 20, 2024 at 6:03 PM
My wife is @queenofnopants.bsky.social. She's trans. She shared this, this morning. I thought I should share it here. Stay safe, everyone.
Hang tight, folks.
November 5, 2024 at 10:41 PM
Hang tight, folks.
A good fart joke must be shared, unlike the subject matter of the joke.
October 29, 2024 at 10:29 PM
A good fart joke must be shared, unlike the subject matter of the joke.
Happy Caturday! The girls love sitting in the window and often trade places when they get too hot - one goes to the shadow, the other lays down near the window. Becky has currently scored the valued window seat.
October 12, 2024 at 9:19 PM
Happy Caturday! The girls love sitting in the window and often trade places when they get too hot - one goes to the shadow, the other lays down near the window. Becky has currently scored the valued window seat.
I would love it.
September 3, 2024 at 5:32 AM
I would love it.
I made this for entertainment while watching Murder, She Wrote for the first time. I'm in the 3rd season. If you want to play, you must watch two or more episodes in consecutive order (no cherry-picking) to get a Bingo. Yes, I think this is hysterical. Yes, I currently have a mild fever.
June 19, 2024 at 2:24 AM
I made this for entertainment while watching Murder, She Wrote for the first time. I'm in the 3rd season. If you want to play, you must watch two or more episodes in consecutive order (no cherry-picking) to get a Bingo. Yes, I think this is hysterical. Yes, I currently have a mild fever.
Unpleasant news shared by my wife:
"For those keeping track at home, this would be Section E of the UN definition of genocide."
Image included of the article due to Former Twitter Company's crappy permissions issues for non-X persons.
"For those keeping track at home, this would be Section E of the UN definition of genocide."
Image included of the article due to Former Twitter Company's crappy permissions issues for non-X persons.
February 12, 2024 at 10:47 PM
Unpleasant news shared by my wife:
"For those keeping track at home, this would be Section E of the UN definition of genocide."
Image included of the article due to Former Twitter Company's crappy permissions issues for non-X persons.
"For those keeping track at home, this would be Section E of the UN definition of genocide."
Image included of the article due to Former Twitter Company's crappy permissions issues for non-X persons.
Happy New Year, ya'll, for those who celebrate it! I'm trying new stuff in the new year.
January 1, 2024 at 12:53 AM
Happy New Year, ya'll, for those who celebrate it! I'm trying new stuff in the new year.
Just found this on Amazon. For the record, I was looking for cute purse/travel tissue holders.
December 30, 2023 at 9:23 AM
Just found this on Amazon. For the record, I was looking for cute purse/travel tissue holders.
Uh, yeah. 2023 is like I went to sleep in 2022 and then suddenly it was Dec 29th in 2023.
December 29, 2023 at 11:32 PM
Uh, yeah. 2023 is like I went to sleep in 2022 and then suddenly it was Dec 29th in 2023.
Yeah, it's been Thursday for three days now, and I'm headed to the kitchen for more dill cheese.
December 29, 2023 at 9:57 PM
Yeah, it's been Thursday for three days now, and I'm headed to the kitchen for more dill cheese.
Some of my dearest friends gifted this to me. It's a Pallas cat pillow. It is incredibly soft & huggable. However, no matter where I go in the room its eyes seem to follow me. It's not a "Coming for your soul" thing, it's more of a "Do something interesting already" thing. K, plushie demon, I will.
December 28, 2023 at 5:22 AM
Some of my dearest friends gifted this to me. It's a Pallas cat pillow. It is incredibly soft & huggable. However, no matter where I go in the room its eyes seem to follow me. It's not a "Coming for your soul" thing, it's more of a "Do something interesting already" thing. K, plushie demon, I will.
I find this particularly amusing as a southern-raised Democrat.
December 19, 2023 at 8:26 PM
I find this particularly amusing as a southern-raised Democrat.
We're having a holiday dinner with the BIL and SIL later this week. SIL is cooking. If anyone has any suggestions for how to excuse myself to the bathroom with my dinner so I can season it it would be most appreciated. This is today's t-shirt.
December 18, 2023 at 9:42 PM
We're having a holiday dinner with the BIL and SIL later this week. SIL is cooking. If anyone has any suggestions for how to excuse myself to the bathroom with my dinner so I can season it it would be most appreciated. This is today's t-shirt.
For the record, my interpretation of "Baby It's Cold Outside" was that the line "Hey what's in this drink?" made sense with the time of the recording in that it meant "There's a lot of alcohol in here" not "Are you roofying me with alcohol?" Anywhoo, interesting point.
December 18, 2023 at 1:22 AM
For the record, my interpretation of "Baby It's Cold Outside" was that the line "Hey what's in this drink?" made sense with the time of the recording in that it meant "There's a lot of alcohol in here" not "Are you roofying me with alcohol?" Anywhoo, interesting point.
See? I'm back to cynical behavior and laughing about it.
December 16, 2023 at 7:35 PM
See? I'm back to cynical behavior and laughing about it.
This is inordinately mushy, but definitely my wish for all of you. I'll return to cynical posts and reposts and weird updates about holiday apparel soon.
December 16, 2023 at 7:27 PM
This is inordinately mushy, but definitely my wish for all of you. I'll return to cynical posts and reposts and weird updates about holiday apparel soon.
Having once written up a study of over 200 people for the WPA in my youth, this is both a clear and concise study that is also absolutely worthless. Except for giggles. We all need giggles. This was stolen from a friend on Discord. Please enjoy in anticipation of Caturday.
December 15, 2023 at 5:57 PM
Having once written up a study of over 200 people for the WPA in my youth, this is both a clear and concise study that is also absolutely worthless. Except for giggles. We all need giggles. This was stolen from a friend on Discord. Please enjoy in anticipation of Caturday.
I honestly think drunk girls in a bathroom at a club could negotiate world peace and then go out and party the rest of the night away.
December 15, 2023 at 1:27 AM
I honestly think drunk girls in a bathroom at a club could negotiate world peace and then go out and party the rest of the night away.
Today's holiday t-shirt. At 3, my parents warned me about stranger danger. Then they took me to the mall and put me into the lap of a complete stranger and told me to smile. He smelled like sweat. I did not smile. I did not handle learning about Santa creeping thru the house while we slept, either
December 13, 2023 at 4:06 AM
Today's holiday t-shirt. At 3, my parents warned me about stranger danger. Then they took me to the mall and put me into the lap of a complete stranger and told me to smile. He smelled like sweat. I did not smile. I did not handle learning about Santa creeping thru the house while we slept, either
These were our household clowder for a while. We still have Becky. Her brother and sister are tripping people on the rainbow bridge. But their cuteness remains eternal.
December 7, 2023 at 9:32 PM
These were our household clowder for a while. We still have Becky. Her brother and sister are tripping people on the rainbow bridge. But their cuteness remains eternal.
I just needed to share my friends' conversation this morning on Discord.
November 30, 2023 at 8:35 PM
I just needed to share my friends' conversation this morning on Discord.
Velma, Maleficent, Firefly Calvin & Hobbes (they count as one, I think), and a rare vision of a vulnerable man who is both Batman and Bruce Wayne.
I probably took this way too seriously.
I probably took this way too seriously.
November 26, 2023 at 10:43 AM
Velma, Maleficent, Firefly Calvin & Hobbes (they count as one, I think), and a rare vision of a vulnerable man who is both Batman and Bruce Wayne.
I probably took this way too seriously.
I probably took this way too seriously.
My cats, celebrate Caturday in their own way, as the supervillains in each other's lives who sometimes like to sleep near the other one.
November 18, 2023 at 8:15 PM
My cats, celebrate Caturday in their own way, as the supervillains in each other's lives who sometimes like to sleep near the other one.