Very funny, massive breadth and depth of random topics, unique storytelling, every word perfectly selected. Masterpiece. #Booksky

I mistakenly treated the map of the game as the territory of the game when it's actually an apparatus of the game. Now I'm stuck like this. #BookSky

Water damage from flooding? Sorry, insurance doesn't cover that. Water damage from rain? Believe it or not, also not covered

Reading Pale Fire theories and realizing how much better others are at reading 💙📚

Biggest sporting event of the year starts tomorrow

You can always count on the WSJ Editorial Board to write a laughable headline

Giuliani's strategy to avoid conviction

Maintain your status as an independent thinker by calling one of the most hateful and undeserved boycott campaigns "silly" 4 months later