Blu Alien
blualien.bsky.social
Blu Alien
@blualien.bsky.social
Yo, listen up.
A small naked emperor shrivels under our microscope.
May 2, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Republican Recession
April 30, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Persistent truth - sounds very nice to us.
April 30, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Click that X on the corner of X and high five the nearest hand.
April 23, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Some may say you lack the stuff…unlearn that lie
April 1, 2025 at 12:01 PM
F X
March 21, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Math is a language many do not speak.
March 21, 2025 at 10:47 PM
On my home planet we have a similar life form to butterflies which are beautiful and devour flesh.
March 21, 2025 at 10:41 PM
When they voted red they fracked themselves in the gas hole.
March 18, 2025 at 11:41 AM
LOL
March 15, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Serotonin feels good in my alien brain.
March 14, 2025 at 11:24 PM
They shrink at our laughter.
March 10, 2025 at 11:21 PM