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Mom, nonprofit fundraiser, Duck, CA to OR to MA mover so I’m Coast-ly and Elite-y, and I simply cannot with any of this anymore.
I spent the entire movie leaning over to my husband saying, “they’d never do that” and “that would never happen” and “he’s way too old for any of this and would probably snap his neck on his first lap.” And yet, I thoroughly enjoyed myself.
December 31, 2025 at 2:05 AM
I spent the entire movie leaning over to my husband saying, “they’d never do that” and “that would never happen” and “he’s way too old for any of this and would probably snap his neck on his first lap.” And yet, I thoroughly enjoyed myself.
Well, I mean, I guess … unless you’re a baby or old or have cancer or take an immune compromising drug for like psoriasis or have CF or asthma or are overweight or …
December 31, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Well, I mean, I guess … unless you’re a baby or old or have cancer or take an immune compromising drug for like psoriasis or have CF or asthma or are overweight or …
Why is Claremont such a cesspool of trash?
December 30, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Why is Claremont such a cesspool of trash?
Fair enough. Duly noted.
December 20, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Fair enough. Duly noted.
Look, I hate to say this, but it’s giving Subaru Brat vibes.
December 20, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Look, I hate to say this, but it’s giving Subaru Brat vibes.
Actually it won’t be. But good job carrying water for Trump!
December 19, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Actually it won’t be. But good job carrying water for Trump!
Tell your niece to go fhack herself.
December 13, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Tell your niece to go fhack herself.
Says the gal from NH?!?! Dude, we may be dicks but you guys are insane.
December 13, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Says the gal from NH?!?! Dude, we may be dicks but you guys are insane.
Yes … but just barely.
December 13, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Yes … but just barely.
Temu Noseferatu.
TEMU NOSFERATU.
How do we even begin to thank you for this.
We simply don’t deserve you.
TEMU NOSFERATU.
How do we even begin to thank you for this.
We simply don’t deserve you.
December 13, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Temu Noseferatu.
TEMU NOSFERATU.
How do we even begin to thank you for this.
We simply don’t deserve you.
TEMU NOSFERATU.
How do we even begin to thank you for this.
We simply don’t deserve you.
Oh my god. SAME. With ET, I had to be taken to the theater bathroom because I was sobbing. That and The Fox and the Hound. Inconsolable. INCONSOLABLE.
December 13, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Oh my god. SAME. With ET, I had to be taken to the theater bathroom because I was sobbing. That and The Fox and the Hound. Inconsolable. INCONSOLABLE.
Silence of the Lambs. When people just started getting up and walking out because they could not deal. I almost joined them. I felt on the verge of a panic attack for ~75%.
December 13, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Silence of the Lambs. When people just started getting up and walking out because they could not deal. I almost joined them. I felt on the verge of a panic attack for ~75%.
Maine is not, under any circumstances, to be trusted.
December 10, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Maine is not, under any circumstances, to be trusted.
That woman is garbage. Through and through.
December 10, 2025 at 2:10 AM
That woman is garbage. Through and through.
I just find it shocking that folks who have all the privileges (spouse to help, capacity to take a day off, ability to purchase Advil) are being put off by … feeling like shit for a day? Are you not a grown up? You can’t handle one day of feeling like shit?
December 9, 2025 at 1:25 PM
I just find it shocking that folks who have all the privileges (spouse to help, capacity to take a day off, ability to purchase Advil) are being put off by … feeling like shit for a day? Are you not a grown up? You can’t handle one day of feeling like shit?
I mean, in Putin’s defense, it was Jared Kushner.
December 3, 2025 at 11:29 PM
I mean, in Putin’s defense, it was Jared Kushner.
Duh. Thats a ceiling. Made of glass doors. Genius!
December 2, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Duh. Thats a ceiling. Made of glass doors. Genius!
Dang! They have a “coat bath!!”
December 2, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Dang! They have a “coat bath!!”
I invite you to run a $5B organization. Do you, eg, know how to manage a government contract?Testify before congress? Make your orgs case on national news? Feeding America isn’t making semiconductors or sweatshirts. Rail on capitalism but don’t rail on those trying to save you from the worst of it.
November 26, 2025 at 3:32 PM
I invite you to run a $5B organization. Do you, eg, know how to manage a government contract?Testify before congress? Make your orgs case on national news? Feeding America isn’t making semiconductors or sweatshirts. Rail on capitalism but don’t rail on those trying to save you from the worst of it.