What is better? To be born gay, or to overcome your heterosexuality through great effort?

You know my attention span is shot when I prefer the sped up version of a 2 minute song. (It’s 1:42 long instead of 2:05)

Humanity’s response to extraterrestrial life will be entirely dependent on whether or not we can fuck them

Sci fi audio logs always follow the same pattern

Day 1:
Collins has brought me a promising young specimen. Young, around 6 solar cycles.
He is a perfect candidate for our cognitive enhancement program, though there is something unsettling about the look in his eyes.

Do you think that instead of cyanide, Amish secret agents hold hundreds of apple seeds in their mouth to chew on if they get captured?

If the context of your partner’s gender matters for conversation, but you don’t want to use infantilizing terms like boyfriend or girlfriend, you should be able to use martner or fartner, respectively.

This extends to nonbartner, tmartner (“tee martner”) and tfartner, as well as genderflartner.