just realized i coulda made this entirely cancon if i said said the whale (3x) or luna li (3x) but sorry jack white was formative (when he opened the encore w sixteen saltines right after i said “i hope he opens the encore w sixteen saltines”???? life-changing)

you raise a great point

they are pretty perfect, and actually only jumped on/bit our toes over the blanket a few times 🥹😭

we truly lucked out at the rescue!!!

they’re living in the office for a little while but very soon they’re gonna get to hear all about how much i hate nick cousins

help i can’t bring myself to change it 😭😭