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You really created this account to disparage a dead mother. What a cool fucking guy.
January 9, 2026 at 8:13 PM
You really created this account to disparage a dead mother. What a cool fucking guy.
Exactly
December 16, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Exactly
To be fair to Susie, she probably is one of their best and most effective people. But not in any complimentary way, just comparatively to the other garbage they have working there.
December 16, 2025 at 6:11 PM
To be fair to Susie, she probably is one of their best and most effective people. But not in any complimentary way, just comparatively to the other garbage they have working there.
God bless Calamity Bert
November 6, 2025 at 7:35 PM
God bless Calamity Bert
Y'all watch that Christmas Karen movie? You won't be disappointed.
November 5, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Y'all watch that Christmas Karen movie? You won't be disappointed.
Aren't quantum physics and quantum computing not even remotely the same thing?
October 30, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Aren't quantum physics and quantum computing not even remotely the same thing?
Not necessarily gross, but heath isn't far off from candy laced with razor blades.
October 27, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Not necessarily gross, but heath isn't far off from candy laced with razor blades.
Can we fucking sue him as a city? Sick of this shit.
October 23, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Can we fucking sue him as a city? Sick of this shit.
I shit you not... a spoonful of mustard will clear those right up.
October 11, 2025 at 10:17 PM
I shit you not... a spoonful of mustard will clear those right up.
Officially kicking off the Ikea wars, eh?
September 25, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Officially kicking off the Ikea wars, eh?
Avenue 5! Loved that show :(
September 8, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Avenue 5! Loved that show :(
I don't live in NY anymore, I want the best for all of you. But I don't think anybody is considering how the position of NYC mayor is a cursed, life ruining position and though I hope he wins, feel kinda bad for Mamdani if he does.
June 24, 2025 at 7:37 PM
I don't live in NY anymore, I want the best for all of you. But I don't think anybody is considering how the position of NYC mayor is a cursed, life ruining position and though I hope he wins, feel kinda bad for Mamdani if he does.
If I wanted someone too stupid to find the tomatoes in the fridge I'll just ask my husband to grab them, at least he can do dishes with it exploding.
May 29, 2025 at 5:48 PM
If I wanted someone too stupid to find the tomatoes in the fridge I'll just ask my husband to grab them, at least he can do dishes with it exploding.
Charlie Bucket ass diet.
May 19, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Charlie Bucket ass diet.
Love language?
May 15, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Love language?
No. It's fine. Let him fly around in it.
May 14, 2025 at 12:56 AM
No. It's fine. Let him fly around in it.
I don't know why everyone is making such a big deal out of this. Yes, it's illegal. Yes, the thing is probably bugged and a national security risk, but I mean... let's be real that ship has sailed. Let him enjoy his flying mansion, I'm sure there is NOTHING else wrong with it, it's perfectly safe
May 12, 2025 at 5:48 AM
I don't know why everyone is making such a big deal out of this. Yes, it's illegal. Yes, the thing is probably bugged and a national security risk, but I mean... let's be real that ship has sailed. Let him enjoy his flying mansion, I'm sure there is NOTHING else wrong with it, it's perfectly safe
You are going to have to be more specific about which Christian barbie you mean. The blonde one or other blonde one, or the blonde one who got divorced, or the blonde one who got divorced but is different?
May 12, 2025 at 5:38 AM
You are going to have to be more specific about which Christian barbie you mean. The blonde one or other blonde one, or the blonde one who got divorced, or the blonde one who got divorced but is different?
You know that mother fucker would be playing his Andrew Lloyd Webber soundtracks all night long.
May 8, 2025 at 10:16 PM
You know that mother fucker would be playing his Andrew Lloyd Webber soundtracks all night long.
"Every form of pleasure" is a good band name.
May 5, 2025 at 6:08 PM
"Every form of pleasure" is a good band name.
This sounds like a parenting issue. He should stop saying that to his son.
May 5, 2025 at 6:00 PM
This sounds like a parenting issue. He should stop saying that to his son.
Gonna be a lean Christmas on the Hallmark Channel this year.
May 5, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Gonna be a lean Christmas on the Hallmark Channel this year.
Yeah. In all seriousness.... how the fuck would you do that?
May 5, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Yeah. In all seriousness.... how the fuck would you do that?
I don't know if this counts.... but I hate this movie so much. Psychological torture but people like it for some reason.
April 30, 2025 at 12:01 AM
I don't know if this counts.... but I hate this movie so much. Psychological torture but people like it for some reason.