Blooming Algae Farts
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How much would you have to pay me to see Melania?
- Movie time is 1h 48m. With ads that's 2h 15m
- Theater is 30m away, so total time is 3h 15m
- Ticket + Popcorn + Soda: ~ $30
- Gas, Wear and Tear: ~ $3
- Pain and suffering: $4500/hr
Total is $14,658, which seems on the low side tbh
- Movie time is 1h 48m. With ads that's 2h 15m
- Theater is 30m away, so total time is 3h 15m
- Ticket + Popcorn + Soda: ~ $30
- Gas, Wear and Tear: ~ $3
- Pain and suffering: $4500/hr
Total is $14,658, which seems on the low side tbh
January 30, 2026 at 1:59 PM
How much would you have to pay me to see Melania?
- Movie time is 1h 48m. With ads that's 2h 15m
- Theater is 30m away, so total time is 3h 15m
- Ticket + Popcorn + Soda: ~ $30
- Gas, Wear and Tear: ~ $3
- Pain and suffering: $4500/hr
Total is $14,658, which seems on the low side tbh
- Movie time is 1h 48m. With ads that's 2h 15m
- Theater is 30m away, so total time is 3h 15m
- Ticket + Popcorn + Soda: ~ $30
- Gas, Wear and Tear: ~ $3
- Pain and suffering: $4500/hr
Total is $14,658, which seems on the low side tbh