What is an MLA?

Too damn right. When will Humanism be on the classroom agenda too?

God made it then sat on it for 4.6 billion years before sending himself, via a teen virgin, to forgive us for our sins. Makes perfect sense!

We live in a sick world.

I am a Republican. I am not a member of a political party. Two party politics is vile.

I am a staunch Republican but it means something very different here in the UK.

But God speaks to me directly. It's mainly #Jesus actually. He loves me in a manly way and always agrees with my views on everything. He promises to look after me just as soon as I am dead. The anticipation is killing me.

I work in the science department of a school. We teach, 'question everything' except when it comes to 'Belief'. I get why. Religion really is a virus of the mind.

I say I thought Bolonga was a place in Italy.

I wish I could.

This is Smudge!