Well... I am not fat, but I am also not buff. I think I have a diet of both sides.

Cute? Try absolutely Cutr and absolutely Adorable? May I give you Headpats?

Damn, they are so lucky to be in that position. At least I get to watch.

Same here, but I think that the mouse sees it more as a death sentence. Now I am just thinking of the meme, "That should have been me" if you agree to that meme.