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Blood Magic Fish
@bloodmagicfish.bsky.social
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* 21+
*No NSFW
*No Lewd
*Will consider ships that have no hull plating
*happy blooping for the happy couple*
February 14, 2025 at 7:20 PM
*Bloops*
February 13, 2025 at 3:12 AM
*Is eaten by more animals including some of the rats in Dock Town that get into everyone's food*
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January 26, 2025 at 10:59 PM
*The frozen fish sticks are nibbled on by Halla and birds which become Blighted and cold as well*
January 26, 2025 at 10:44 PM
*the frozen fish sticks start being washed closer to shore*
January 26, 2025 at 10:23 PM
*Stops blooping and becomes fish sticks* 🧊
January 26, 2025 at 10:16 PM
*Happy fish bloops and nibbles at bugs skimming the water* mmmm dragonflies
January 20, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Let me take you down
'Cause I'm going to strawberry fields
Nothing is real
And nothing to get hung about
Strawberry fields forever 🎶
January 20, 2025 at 12:32 AM
*Pushes Isabela's body into the sunken Elven magic, but it's not that simple. To make her body operate in the vapor, a vapor-dweller must activate the a rune at an old Warden fort somewhere near the shore* *Swims up to Isabela's apartment and is grateful she had the sense to blow a hole
January 19, 2025 at 11:07 PM
*Somewhere in the depths, the giant isopods find Isabela's shot up body but are frightened away from it by remorseful fish who push it towards a source of sunken elven magic*
January 19, 2025 at 11:00 PM
*Celebratory fish bloops and flings pretty flowers into the air*
January 19, 2025 at 9:53 PM
*Flops around in the open ocean and nibbles on garbage that floats by because of indiscriminate dumping and no recycling plans*
January 19, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Under the sea
Under the sea
Darling it's better
Down where it's wetter
Take it from me 🎶
January 19, 2025 at 5:17 PM
*flops around in deep water, searching for more BlOoOd*
January 19, 2025 at 7:59 AM
*Having consumed enough Strawberry and blood, they retreat to the open water*

PLUG YOUR SHIT PIPES, TEVINTER AND THIS WON'T BE A PROBLEM!@
January 19, 2025 at 7:45 AM
*Isabela's blood fuses the Fish even more and she rises to an even more astronomical height*

You have satiated me with Strawberry...but know this, PUNY MORTALS...YOU SHALL NOT CROSS TO THE LANDS BEYOND WITHOUT ME GETTING A TASTE!

They do not have Strawberries there.
January 19, 2025 at 7:40 AM
NEVE GALLUS...WHY DO YOU DENY US?? WE Could be FRIENDS. In BloOOD MaGIC. *Sets fire to Our Lady of Victory*

WE BURN FOR YOU!
January 19, 2025 at 7:30 AM
*reels under the undeniable power of Strawberry and SCREECHES*
January 19, 2025 at 7:27 AM
*the fish sigh* Maybe...this isn't the best way to go about this...

NEVE GALLUS...WE ARE IN LOVE WITH YOU. YOU SHOW UP EVERY DAY TO SKIP ROCKS WITH US AND TALK TO US ABOUT YOUR INNER MOST SECRETS.
January 19, 2025 at 6:36 AM
FEED US. PURPLE. SKITTLES.

we mustgrow. TOTALLY NOT BLIGHTED creatureswhowanttoknow what life is. LIKE NOW
January 19, 2025 at 6:16 AM
*flaps at Neve* YOU'RE OUR FAVORITE!
January 19, 2025 at 5:51 AM
*beats their skulls against more shoreline, eviscerating it to the deep* MY FLESH
January 19, 2025 at 5:45 AM
*sucks all their mega energy into @ilikebigboats.bsky.social *

THIS WILL BE OUR VOICE! EXCUSE HER EXTREMELY FISHY BREATH!@
January 19, 2025 at 5:34 AM
*in time to the bass...works on the castles in Ostwick and Wycome* FALL TO ME, YOU PRETTIES!

letmefeedontyourfleeeeeeeesh
January 19, 2025 at 5:25 AM
*Torpedoes more important merchant ships in the open ocean* What you gonna do? Solas couldn't save you, Neve couldn't save you...there is only *counts on hands* 3 that can save you from total supply chain stagnation.

Imagine: WHERE'S MY FREIGHT?!? and CAN I SPEAK TO YOUR MANAGER?!?

across THEDAS
January 19, 2025 at 5:10 AM