Der Blonde Engel
@blonderengel.bsky.social
Half-German, Half-Italian, 100% American. Professor of English. Part-time attorney, poet, digital nerd. Love old cars, mid-century design, excellent sushi, literature, and movies.
Those face-eating leopards will face an obesity epidemic pretty soon ...
September 15, 2025 at 12:35 PM
Those face-eating leopards will face an obesity epidemic pretty soon ...
Yup! Just like the dialog...nearly every line's something funny, insightful, smart-ass, or otherwise eminently quotable.
September 15, 2025 at 11:22 AM
Yup! Just like the dialog...nearly every line's something funny, insightful, smart-ass, or otherwise eminently quotable.
Many manly tears!
July 11, 2025 at 1:11 PM
Many manly tears!
Next step: "Epstein? Who's Epstein?"
July 10, 2025 at 1:20 PM
Next step: "Epstein? Who's Epstein?"
Ignorance & racism ... name a more iconic, irrepressible duo!
July 10, 2025 at 1:05 PM
Ignorance & racism ... name a more iconic, irrepressible duo!
"After action"= the action you take after the action you should have taken.
July 10, 2025 at 12:46 PM
"After action"= the action you take after the action you should have taken.
Takes one to know one ... amazing, really, the amount of psychological etc insights MAGAs are able to muster when it comes to others.
Inside Insights?
Blind as a bat (with all due apologies to bats).
Inside Insights?
Blind as a bat (with all due apologies to bats).
a black and white cartoon of a bat sitting on a branch .
ALT: a black and white cartoon of a bat sitting on a branch .
media.tenor.com
July 10, 2025 at 12:34 PM
Takes one to know one ... amazing, really, the amount of psychological etc insights MAGAs are able to muster when it comes to others.
Inside Insights?
Blind as a bat (with all due apologies to bats).
Inside Insights?
Blind as a bat (with all due apologies to bats).
"We'll send thoughts and prayers if ya can't afford bootstraps.
What?
Ya thought we'd send bootstraps?
There's billionaires in desperate need of taxcuts! Why don't you, FOR ONCE, think of the less fortunate among us?
I'll pray for you!"
What?
Ya thought we'd send bootstraps?
There's billionaires in desperate need of taxcuts! Why don't you, FOR ONCE, think of the less fortunate among us?
I'll pray for you!"
July 10, 2025 at 12:25 PM
"We'll send thoughts and prayers if ya can't afford bootstraps.
What?
Ya thought we'd send bootstraps?
There's billionaires in desperate need of taxcuts! Why don't you, FOR ONCE, think of the less fortunate among us?
I'll pray for you!"
What?
Ya thought we'd send bootstraps?
There's billionaires in desperate need of taxcuts! Why don't you, FOR ONCE, think of the less fortunate among us?
I'll pray for you!"
You'd have to pry that chair from my grubby greedy fingers before I'd let it out of my sight!
It has that irresistible (to me) art deco vibe ... it and mid-century modern are like cat nip for me!
It has that irresistible (to me) art deco vibe ... it and mid-century modern are like cat nip for me!
a cat with a sad look on its face and the words i want written below it
ALT: a cat with a sad look on its face and the words i want written below it
media.tenor.com
July 10, 2025 at 12:19 PM
You'd have to pry that chair from my grubby greedy fingers before I'd let it out of my sight!
It has that irresistible (to me) art deco vibe ... it and mid-century modern are like cat nip for me!
It has that irresistible (to me) art deco vibe ... it and mid-century modern are like cat nip for me!
Oh sie freut sich total ungehemmt.
Innen drin ... 😉
Übrigens, ich weiss (da meine Eltern fast jede Unterhaltung seufzend mit den Worten "wie kann man denn seine Muttersprache vergessen" beendeten) mein deutsch ist mittlerweile --fast 20 Jahre in den Staaten-- doch sehr verrostet.Ich übe jeden Tag!
Innen drin ... 😉
Übrigens, ich weiss (da meine Eltern fast jede Unterhaltung seufzend mit den Worten "wie kann man denn seine Muttersprache vergessen" beendeten) mein deutsch ist mittlerweile --fast 20 Jahre in den Staaten-- doch sehr verrostet.Ich übe jeden Tag!
July 10, 2025 at 10:03 AM
Oh sie freut sich total ungehemmt.
Innen drin ... 😉
Übrigens, ich weiss (da meine Eltern fast jede Unterhaltung seufzend mit den Worten "wie kann man denn seine Muttersprache vergessen" beendeten) mein deutsch ist mittlerweile --fast 20 Jahre in den Staaten-- doch sehr verrostet.Ich übe jeden Tag!
Innen drin ... 😉
Übrigens, ich weiss (da meine Eltern fast jede Unterhaltung seufzend mit den Worten "wie kann man denn seine Muttersprache vergessen" beendeten) mein deutsch ist mittlerweile --fast 20 Jahre in den Staaten-- doch sehr verrostet.Ich übe jeden Tag!
20 pounds of muscle mass thundering down the wooden steps, after having taken exquisite care to jump on that ONE spot on my chest with all four paws (claws more out than in) to wake me at o'dark 30 ... That's how he got his name! 😸
July 10, 2025 at 9:50 AM
20 pounds of muscle mass thundering down the wooden steps, after having taken exquisite care to jump on that ONE spot on my chest with all four paws (claws more out than in) to wake me at o'dark 30 ... That's how he got his name! 😸
He might think and then blurt out that it was Marilyn Monroe ... Lol
July 10, 2025 at 9:46 AM
He might think and then blurt out that it was Marilyn Monroe ... Lol
I've got a Frankie called Thunder! Lol
July 10, 2025 at 9:37 AM
I've got a Frankie called Thunder! Lol
WOW! I completely underestimated her size. She's marvelous!!
Love that chair, btw...I obviously need (morebetter) friends who gift me stuff like that instead of überglittered picture frames&jewelry boxes. Oh & I'm over my sudden attack of the "fix the leather chair" impulse. What WAS I thinking? 😺
Love that chair, btw...I obviously need (morebetter) friends who gift me stuff like that instead of überglittered picture frames&jewelry boxes. Oh & I'm over my sudden attack of the "fix the leather chair" impulse. What WAS I thinking? 😺
July 10, 2025 at 9:36 AM
WOW! I completely underestimated her size. She's marvelous!!
Love that chair, btw...I obviously need (morebetter) friends who gift me stuff like that instead of überglittered picture frames&jewelry boxes. Oh & I'm over my sudden attack of the "fix the leather chair" impulse. What WAS I thinking? 😺
Love that chair, btw...I obviously need (morebetter) friends who gift me stuff like that instead of überglittered picture frames&jewelry boxes. Oh & I'm over my sudden attack of the "fix the leather chair" impulse. What WAS I thinking? 😺
Also Frankie:
"And another 5 ...
And another 10 ...
And, to top it off ... say, 30 minutes!
Oh and, upon waking, I want a fresh serving of tuna in a clean porcelain bowl and double-filtered cool water.
Why aren't you writing this down?"
😸
"And another 5 ...
And another 10 ...
And, to top it off ... say, 30 minutes!
Oh and, upon waking, I want a fresh serving of tuna in a clean porcelain bowl and double-filtered cool water.
Why aren't you writing this down?"
😸
July 10, 2025 at 9:23 AM
Also Frankie:
"And another 5 ...
And another 10 ...
And, to top it off ... say, 30 minutes!
Oh and, upon waking, I want a fresh serving of tuna in a clean porcelain bowl and double-filtered cool water.
Why aren't you writing this down?"
😸
"And another 5 ...
And another 10 ...
And, to top it off ... say, 30 minutes!
Oh and, upon waking, I want a fresh serving of tuna in a clean porcelain bowl and double-filtered cool water.
Why aren't you writing this down?"
😸
This particular federal government seems hell bent on proving one of the cornerstones of their political philosophy: that government is the problem.
July 9, 2025 at 1:07 PM
This particular federal government seems hell bent on proving one of the cornerstones of their political philosophy: that government is the problem.