Virginia Reynolds
@blondefictionista.bsky.social
Playwright, stage manager, mother of cats. I will stage-manage you within an inch of your life. Always carry candy and gaff tape.
The gray M&M doesn't get invited to parties 😢
February 5, 2026 at 2:34 PM
The gray M&M doesn't get invited to parties 😢
Run like a common Josh Hawley.
January 26, 2026 at 10:26 PM
Run like a common Josh Hawley.
Density made manifest.
January 20, 2026 at 1:50 PM
Density made manifest.
He once saluted his Marine One detail while holding a cup of coffee. My fainting couch has not recovered.
January 19, 2026 at 6:44 PM
He once saluted his Marine One detail while holding a cup of coffee. My fainting couch has not recovered.
Rape language. Abuser language. Ask me how I know.
January 14, 2026 at 3:04 PM
Rape language. Abuser language. Ask me how I know.
Oh, I'll say a prayer all right. It just won't be the one you want me to say.
January 8, 2026 at 7:07 PM
Oh, I'll say a prayer all right. It just won't be the one you want me to say.
Rage c**t says what?
January 8, 2026 at 12:00 PM
Rage c**t says what?
The Netflix series has some very funny parts, and some very dark stuff. Recommend. Especially hilarious is a voice cameo by Matt Berry.
January 7, 2026 at 6:58 PM
The Netflix series has some very funny parts, and some very dark stuff. Recommend. Especially hilarious is a voice cameo by Matt Berry.
“The devil’s hairpiece” sounds like some weird medieval euphemism for a merkin.
January 7, 2026 at 5:49 PM
“The devil’s hairpiece” sounds like some weird medieval euphemism for a merkin.
Isn’t that the actual conceit of “Fallout?”
January 7, 2026 at 5:45 PM
Isn’t that the actual conceit of “Fallout?”
Had I known I could sue the middle school lunch table all those years ago, I’d be retired now.
January 7, 2026 at 5:34 PM
Had I known I could sue the middle school lunch table all those years ago, I’d be retired now.
What makes you think it’s a gaffe?
January 7, 2026 at 5:32 PM
What makes you think it’s a gaffe?
Does this woman walk around with a strategically placed fan gently blowing her hair back all day long?
January 7, 2026 at 5:07 PM
Does this woman walk around with a strategically placed fan gently blowing her hair back all day long?
If there's any sh00ting of protestors to be done, it will be done right here at home, as is proper and fitting. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
January 2, 2026 at 10:13 AM
If there's any sh00ting of protestors to be done, it will be done right here at home, as is proper and fitting. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
Like getting “shot” on his ear, or something like that? 🤔
January 1, 2026 at 10:21 PM
Like getting “shot” on his ear, or something like that? 🤔
After raping them.
November 13, 2025 at 9:02 PM
After raping them.
How about the states just say “ummm, no, GFY,” like he does to the courts? How about that?
November 9, 2025 at 5:06 PM
How about the states just say “ummm, no, GFY,” like he does to the courts? How about that?