God damn it. Reading this has ruined my lie in because my body has remembered that I need a big wee.
February 7, 2026 at 8:44 AM
God damn it. Reading this has ruined my lie in because my body has remembered that I need a big wee.
( In the shadows of her eyes, you look like God )
February 6, 2026 at 5:29 PM
( In the shadows of her eyes, you look like God )
“I’m 50 years old you know” - the Rainbow Bass
February 6, 2026 at 4:09 PM
“I’m 50 years old you know” - the Rainbow Bass
How did we get here? I was was making a lovely, family-friendly joke about suicide which we can all enjoy and y’all had to make it about PORNOGRAPHY which is FILTH etc
February 6, 2026 at 1:50 PM
How did we get here? I was was making a lovely, family-friendly joke about suicide which we can all enjoy and y’all had to make it about PORNOGRAPHY which is FILTH etc
“…and it simply says ‘Drink Coke’”
February 6, 2026 at 1:32 PM
“…and it simply says ‘Drink Coke’”
“Tie me to your headboard and let me wear you like a feedbag” isn’t exactly the cutting insult you think it is(???????????)
February 6, 2026 at 12:38 PM
“Tie me to your headboard and let me wear you like a feedbag” isn’t exactly the cutting insult you think it is(???????????)
At least you didn’t go fully Hicksian on them.
February 6, 2026 at 11:28 AM
At least you didn’t go fully Hicksian on them.
WELCOME TO THE RIGHT SIDE OF THE TRACKS.
February 5, 2026 at 7:55 AM
WELCOME TO THE RIGHT SIDE OF THE TRACKS.
[this post has been deleted out of a desperate wish to remain employed etc]
January 29, 2026 at 5:46 PM
[this post has been deleted out of a desperate wish to remain employed etc]
Salford isn’t Manchester. Get ta fuck.
January 28, 2026 at 12:28 AM
Salford isn’t Manchester. Get ta fuck.
Reposted by Alex
"Liberals need to get out of their media bubble."
Motherfucker, I cannot get you right-wing morons to stop talking. I cannot get you to shut up. I hear every fucking conspiracy theory, self-serving lie, and cruel grift. I'm not in a leftist bubble, I'm fucking *handcuffed* to far-right media.
Motherfucker, I cannot get you right-wing morons to stop talking. I cannot get you to shut up. I hear every fucking conspiracy theory, self-serving lie, and cruel grift. I'm not in a leftist bubble, I'm fucking *handcuffed* to far-right media.
January 27, 2026 at 4:17 PM
"Liberals need to get out of their media bubble."
Motherfucker, I cannot get you right-wing morons to stop talking. I cannot get you to shut up. I hear every fucking conspiracy theory, self-serving lie, and cruel grift. I'm not in a leftist bubble, I'm fucking *handcuffed* to far-right media.
Motherfucker, I cannot get you right-wing morons to stop talking. I cannot get you to shut up. I hear every fucking conspiracy theory, self-serving lie, and cruel grift. I'm not in a leftist bubble, I'm fucking *handcuffed* to far-right media.
I would give *anything* to not know what the right wing think. ANYTHING. And yet, these people… Lordy.
January 27, 2026 at 5:24 PM
I would give *anything* to not know what the right wing think. ANYTHING. And yet, these people… Lordy.
It is, apparently, easier to implement Azure’s AI function in the fucking snake language* than it is in .NET.
Ignoring my absolute lack of talent.
*I wonder if I can get away with referring to python as FSL..
Ignoring my absolute lack of talent.
*I wonder if I can get away with referring to python as FSL..
January 27, 2026 at 4:23 PM
It is, apparently, easier to implement Azure’s AI function in the fucking snake language* than it is in .NET.
Ignoring my absolute lack of talent.
*I wonder if I can get away with referring to python as FSL..
Ignoring my absolute lack of talent.
*I wonder if I can get away with referring to python as FSL..