Marc Johnson
@blogguero.bsky.social
#NAFO operative. Smoked pork enthusiast. (Standard disclaimers apply.) Слава Украïнi! 🇺🇦 Status: Packing for the Crimea Beach Party. Former CIA officer.
The metaphysically perfect visual metaphor doesn't exis....
November 20, 2025 at 6:10 PM
The metaphysically perfect visual metaphor doesn't exis....
I’m old enough to remember when the US government was run by adults
November 15, 2025 at 7:20 PM
I’m old enough to remember when the US government was run by adults
They will keep blasting away at norms and rules until there are none that remain unbroken. What will stop them? So far, nothing…
November 15, 2025 at 1:47 AM
They will keep blasting away at norms and rules until there are none that remain unbroken. What will stop them? So far, nothing…
In case you're wondering, my new profile banner is an AI image of Mar-a-Lago burning down, in the style of a Rennaissance painting. Here's the original. Non, je ne regrette rien. 😏
November 14, 2025 at 5:35 PM
In case you're wondering, my new profile banner is an AI image of Mar-a-Lago burning down, in the style of a Rennaissance painting. Here's the original. Non, je ne regrette rien. 😏
Me, every time I post on Bluesky:
November 12, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Me, every time I post on Bluesky:
BBC answering the question that literally nobody was asking
November 9, 2025 at 4:13 PM
BBC answering the question that literally nobody was asking
I've finally figured this administration out.
October 31, 2025 at 10:08 PM
I've finally figured this administration out.
Here’s a little Pacific Northwest autumn 🍂 timeline cleanser for you:
October 29, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Here’s a little Pacific Northwest autumn 🍂 timeline cleanser for you:
Wife [to dog]: What did you just eat off the ground?
Dog: ...
Me: You'll never know.
Dog: ...
This is a conversation that takes place about once a week in our house.
Dog: ...
Me: You'll never know.
Dog: ...
This is a conversation that takes place about once a week in our house.
October 27, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Wife [to dog]: What did you just eat off the ground?
Dog: ...
Me: You'll never know.
Dog: ...
This is a conversation that takes place about once a week in our house.
Dog: ...
Me: You'll never know.
Dog: ...
This is a conversation that takes place about once a week in our house.
Reagan was in favor of free trade, actually
October 24, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Reagan was in favor of free trade, actually
I went for a walk today and met this dog named Beatrice ☺️
October 22, 2025 at 3:09 AM
I went for a walk today and met this dog named Beatrice ☺️
🎵 🎶 "Every picture tells a story, don't it?" 🎶🎵
October 20, 2025 at 9:28 PM
🎵 🎶 "Every picture tells a story, don't it?" 🎶🎵
Just leaving this here (from the cofounder of Anthropic)
October 19, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Just leaving this here (from the cofounder of Anthropic)
Ah yes, who doesn’t love a good disquisition on Rurik of Novgorod, those Varangians were such jokers
October 17, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Ah yes, who doesn’t love a good disquisition on Rurik of Novgorod, those Varangians were such jokers
Somewhere, Dana Rohrabacher smiled:
October 15, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Somewhere, Dana Rohrabacher smiled:
i’m old enough to remember when it was fairly rare for the president of the United States to tank the stock market with his words 😂😭
October 14, 2025 at 8:25 PM
i’m old enough to remember when it was fairly rare for the president of the United States to tank the stock market with his words 😂😭
lmao fuck off, LinkedIn
October 11, 2025 at 8:47 PM
lmao fuck off, LinkedIn
this dude is the absolute personification of Small Dick Energy
October 10, 2025 at 5:18 PM
this dude is the absolute personification of Small Dick Energy
maybe -- hear me out on this one -- America's *entire political class* is completely and irredeemably corrupt
October 7, 2025 at 6:28 PM
maybe -- hear me out on this one -- America's *entire political class* is completely and irredeemably corrupt
An American economy, with Chinese characteristics
October 6, 2025 at 9:07 PM
An American economy, with Chinese characteristics
Since this administration is all about stage management & making everything a "show," it's hard not to see this background choice as a painfully blatant attempt on the part of Pete et al to recall George C. Scott's performance in "Patton," which is frankly embarrassing given his inherent shallowness
September 30, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Since this administration is all about stage management & making everything a "show," it's hard not to see this background choice as a painfully blatant attempt on the part of Pete et al to recall George C. Scott's performance in "Patton," which is frankly embarrassing given his inherent shallowness
wealth redistribution for me (and my friends) but not for thee
September 25, 2025 at 4:16 PM
wealth redistribution for me (and my friends) but not for thee
I think the US military is alreadysufficiently threatening as it is, “Secretary Pete”
September 8, 2025 at 11:15 PM
I think the US military is alreadysufficiently threatening as it is, “Secretary Pete”