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Blocked Party
@blockedparty.bsky.social
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A podcast about internet stuff and getting blocked on the internet from Stefan Heck and John Cullen. Now a Patreon-only show, new episodes at:

patreon.com/blockedparty
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New Patreon episode dropping this week….
July 20, 2025 at 7:58 PM
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Our good pal @roryblank.bsky.social made us some shirts to celebrate the end of the show and they whip ass. Available now at merch.blockedparty.com in a range of styles and colours.
A white t-shirt with a blue design that features the three Blocked Boys as cats, mourning the death of the internet beside its grave. The text on the shirt says "RIP The Internet: Blocked Party Forever" A white t-shirt with a red design that features the three Blocked Boys as cats, mourning the death of the internet beside its grave. The text on the shirt says "RIP The Internet: Blocked Party Forever"
December 30, 2024 at 6:17 PM
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Donations to Salal are open NOW! Use this QR code to donate or click the link:

host.nxt.blackbaud.com/donor-form?s...
December 10, 2024 at 6:12 PM
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This Friday, we go LIVE with the annual Blocked Party Lotto Stream. Two lucky $100 Club Members will win their sub for free, and we will stream for 6 hours with a ton of amazing guests in support of Salal. Join us!
December 10, 2024 at 6:10 PM
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Episode 305: Adam Christie v. A Genie. We meet a lot of genies this week and talk about winning stuff in cans and milk cartons.

Apple: apple.co/3B89rbR
Spotify: spoti.fi/47EQ06B
Ad-Free: bit.ly/neverhadafri...
YouTube: bit.ly/helloitsadam
September 23, 2024 at 5:42 PM
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Episode 304: Jamie Loftus (@jamieloftus.bsky.social) v. A Podcast Listener. We talk about Bugaboo Creek a lot, a Canada-themed steakhouse in New England.

Apple: apple.co/3ZwYcUN
Spotify: spoti.fi/3zlykAk
Ad-Free: bit.ly/bugaboocreek
YouTube: bit.ly/youcanseejamie
September 16, 2024 at 5:10 PM
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Episode 303: Chris Locke (@chrislockefun.bsky.social) v. TizzyEnt. Chris has had enough of an online aggregator and we talk side-by-side toilets, Edinburgh, and real-life rejection.

Apple: apple.co/4gf2VQL
Spotify: spoti.fi/4dSimwH
Ad-Free: bit.ly/sidebysideto...
September 9, 2024 at 5:03 PM
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Show’s dead
September 3, 2024 at 7:09 PM
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Episode 302: Amar Singh v. Andy Elliott. Amar is not only a comedian but a former student of John's, and so we spend a lot of time discussing that as well as Oasis and self-help.

Apple: apple.co/3MxtlQ9
Spotify: spoti.fi/4cSDNfL
Ad-Free: bit.ly/yeahsortof
September 2, 2024 at 5:13 PM
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Episode 301: merritt k (@merrittk.com) v. Brianna Wu. merritt catches the rare BlueSky block as we talk buck-a-beer, Trader Joe's, donuts, and popsicles.

Apple: apple.co/3AEv6bH
Spotify: spoti.fi/3TtiMl9
Ad-Free: bit.ly/tacticalmoon
YouTube: bit.ly/seeyouinhell...
August 27, 2024 at 12:27 AM
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Episode 299: Chris James v. A Trump Supporter. Chris riles up some people online and we discuss edible underwear, Joe Rogan, and Hawk Tuah.

Apple: apple.co/4dkNwwv
Spotify: spoti.fi/3LYRtuK
Ad-Free: bit.ly/noaudioissues
YouTube: bit.ly/sinkingthrees
August 12, 2024 at 6:47 PM
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Episode 298: Sam Burns v. Woodstock, Ontario. Sam takes on an entire small town on Facebook and we talk video games and Republicans being weird.

Apple: apple.co/3Adi84e
Spotify: spoti.fi/3YtNRIF
Ad-Free: bit.ly/outlawgolf
YouTube: bit.ly/youcanseesam
August 5, 2024 at 5:08 PM
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Episode 297: Raft v. Foodgod. It's a Raft episode, you know what it is. Poop, top surgery, and fish sandwiches (not a euphemism).

Apple: apple.co/46nrw1j
Spotify: spoti.fi/3WHGhsB
Ad-Free: bit.ly/poemsforfood...
YouTube: bit.ly/raftraftraft
July 29, 2024 at 9:06 PM
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Episode 296: Howell Dawdy (@howelldawdy.bsky.social) v. Eminem. Howell gets DMCA'ed thanks to Slim Shady himself and we learn a lot about a guy who has sex with his car.

Apple: apple.co/4bWkBx0
Spotify: spoti.fi/4frRPrp
Ad-Free: bit.ly/mynameishowell
July 22, 2024 at 2:59 PM
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Episode 293: Matt O'Brien v. His Landlord. We go tubing as we discuss the merits of not letting your landlord know anything about you.

Apple: apple.co/4cmO0Bv
Spotify: spoti.fi/3XHqvPl
Ad-Free: bit.ly/goingtubing
YouTube: bit.ly/burgersuits
July 1, 2024 at 5:10 PM
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In the immortal words of Ja Rule and Metallica…WE DID IT AGAIN.

Top Three Weekend II, coming this October. Blocked Party. Not Even a Show. And the FIRST-EVER live episode of Guys.

Four shows. One weekend.

Ticket and venue info coming soon. We’ll see you this fall.
June 4, 2024 at 5:21 PM
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Episode 289: Rory Dunn v. Fauxmoi. Rory returns to tell us about Strongman competitions and drinking milk.

Apple: apple.co/3X2Bti3
Spotify: spoti.fi/3wSst4u
Ad-Free: bit.ly/rorystronges...
YouTube: bit.ly/youcanseerory
June 3, 2024 at 5:53 PM
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Episode 288: Darcy Michael v. Facebook. Darcy's career has blown up! We discuss that and getting blocked because his husband is in his profile pic.

Apple: apple.co/44VWQ6x
Spotify: spoti.fi/3WZdbFA
Ad-Free: bit.ly/fuckdansnyder
YouTube: bit.ly/youcanseedarcy
May 27, 2024 at 8:22 PM
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Episode 287: Audrey Brehm (@aud.bsky.social) v. DJ Nice. We talk X-Wing Tournaments, and Audrey gets blocked by a DJ for arguing about wage inequality.

Apple: apple.co/3QR9AWh
Spotify: spoti.fi/3V4Wjfg
YouTube: bit.ly/audreyisnice
Ad-Free: bit.ly/xwingsandmagic
May 20, 2024 at 4:56 PM
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Episode 286: Myles Anderson v. Tony Robbins. Tony Robbins doesn't get the joke and we talk knives and old video games.
Apple: bit.ly/4dC1zye
Spotify: spoti.fi/3WJ2RkT
Ad-Free: bit.ly/wearemotivated
YouTube: bit.ly/mylesperhour
May 13, 2024 at 6:11 PM
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Episode 284: Maddy Kelly v. Stand-Up Haters. Maddy is going off in the comment section and we're talking Phish and chips.

Apple: apple.co/3QpJ45Y
Spotify: spoti.fi/4aY73lg
YouTube: bit.ly/chiprotation
Ad-Free: bit.ly/tripn247
April 29, 2024 at 5:17 PM
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Episode 283: Erin Wood v. Mr. Clean. Erin has a dream about Mr. Clean...and she's blocked. Plus, scenic pisses and...other toilet stuff.

Apple: apple.co/3WaXM4x
Spotify: spoti.fi/3xOZ5Mz
Ad-Free: bit.ly/shirtlessmrc...
YouTube: bit.ly/3xL6tIT
April 22, 2024 at 7:01 PM
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Episode 280: Will Sennett & Helena (@freshhel.bsky.social) v. Matt Rife. It's two guests for the price of one (which is still free!). Very funny!

Apple: apple.co/3TyKyM8
Spotify: spoti.fi/4cGuoco
YouTube: bit.ly/helenaandwill
Ad-Free: bit.ly/fouralphamales
April 1, 2024 at 8:54 PM
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Episode 279: Becca (@beckthegirl.bsky.social) v. A Broken Man. Becca gets a string of VERY odd DMs and embarrasses John (again).

Apple: apple.co/49af1pp
Spotify: spoti.fi/3xhFvbg
Ad-Free: bit.ly/3xaClGn
YouTube: bit.ly/BeccaIsBack
March 25, 2024 at 8:01 PM
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Episode 278: Austin Lonneberg v. A Redditor. It's a deep dive episode on Steven Seagal and Austin's TikTok algorithm is screwed.

Apple: apple.co/3VodLMu
Spotify: spoti.fi/491q8kG
Ad-Free: bit.ly/adfreeaustin
YouTube: bit.ly/theyretoobig
March 18, 2024 at 4:59 PM