phhuhuh yeahbbay that’s the Stu-u-uugf feeeweeeed me baby

damn boy your tits fat what’re yor pronounce

I’m sad you never replied to my entry in your sonic lookalike contest

𝕐𝕆𝕌 ℂ𝕌ℝ𝕊𝔼𝔻 𝕄𝔼 𝕋𝕆 𝕋ℍ𝕀𝕊 𝕃𝕀𝔽𝔼

I CANT FUCKING HELP IT

𝔜𝔒𝔘 𝔐𝔄𝔇𝔈 𝔐𝔈 𝔗ℌℑ𝔖 𝔚𝔄𝔜

Yay 💛 i will now leak all of boss’s e621 accouuuuuuun

Did YOU know boss would totally bone that chilla if she wasn’t the size of his literal pinky

THAT’S what I’M saying!!!

(( Cubot is the special little boy of two god like forces now (the other is momma robotnik)

Sonic on the other hand

fuuuuuuck…. I guess it’s back to sleeping with the ol cyber singer mika body pillow which is NOT SEXUAL by the way I DO NOT GOON TO CYBER SINGER MIKA. SHE’S AN INSPIRATION. AN ICON.

[ deadpan ] I didn’t- I didn’t even do anything. I was gonna ask if you could fix my chronic back pain

are we talking about November 22nd 1963? It was one time. ONE TIME. The skin was so comfortable

uhm… hai! Did you kno, that, uh…. Eeee bee be beee…. Eee bee beee…. Ebehbeh, beeh beeeh!

aaaaand took care of him

Oh, hush down. They certainly did their best— best they could do with a budding community! They’re leagues ahead of those INHUMAN beasts clinging to their clout on the muskrat website. Yuck!

Meh, I’m over it. It’s just all drivel. As long as nobody else is planning on a stupid RACE Storyline!

[ turning the comically big crank to close the Groknik Gate ] [ is very feverishly cranking it ] IM GOIN AS FASTR AS I CAN