Blob Costas
@blobcostas.chronolympics.com
Blaseball (RIV) and Olympic Commentator, Reporter, Sochi Pink-eye Haver. We are definitely one organism and not several (He/Him/His)
It's a bulletproof theory
December 3, 2025 at 3:00 PM
It's a bulletproof theory
To the rhythm of Sugar Ray's Every Morning (1999):
Every mornin' there's a funny fuck hanging from the corner
Of my fine friend's winnipeg.
I know it's not mine, but I'll help myself to it
For some fucking comic shit.
Every mornin' there's a funny fuck hanging from the corner
Of my fine friend's winnipeg.
I know it's not mine, but I'll help myself to it
For some fucking comic shit.
December 3, 2025 at 8:39 AM
To the rhythm of Sugar Ray's Every Morning (1999):
Every mornin' there's a funny fuck hanging from the corner
Of my fine friend's winnipeg.
I know it's not mine, but I'll help myself to it
For some fucking comic shit.
Every mornin' there's a funny fuck hanging from the corner
Of my fine friend's winnipeg.
I know it's not mine, but I'll help myself to it
For some fucking comic shit.
I spent way too much time trying to divine a key that he might think would prove a point (any point). I need to lie down now.
December 3, 2025 at 8:34 AM
I spent way too much time trying to divine a key that he might think would prove a point (any point). I need to lie down now.
I'm Not jealous at all...
December 3, 2025 at 3:56 AM
I'm Not jealous at all...
The Chicago White Sox are somehow already mathematically eliminated from the 2026 postseason.
December 2, 2025 at 7:30 PM
The Chicago White Sox are somehow already mathematically eliminated from the 2026 postseason.
Slides this photo across the desk.
December 2, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Slides this photo across the desk.
Long-winded way to say "yes"
November 30, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Long-winded way to say "yes"
The secret is to keep drinking soju
November 30, 2025 at 6:29 AM
The secret is to keep drinking soju
Sorry about that, mate
November 22, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Sorry about that, mate
"Buddy, I work here and they don't even let me go on the hole."
November 16, 2025 at 5:49 AM
"Buddy, I work here and they don't even let me go on the hole."
We cut out the middleman and pass the transaction costs onto you! What a deal
November 15, 2025 at 2:46 AM
We cut out the middleman and pass the transaction costs onto you! What a deal