Neil Upfold
blobby-mcblobfish.bsky.social
Neil Upfold
@blobby-mcblobfish.bsky.social
If only there was a hand held device that could connect you to the sum of all human knowledge.
October 29, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Tell him you have a health and safety fetish, it gives a whole new meaning to safe sex
October 26, 2025 at 12:48 PM
If he's trader, you have been denied your statutory rights. If he's a private seller who happens to be selling lots of cars, maybe it's time to contact HMRC.
August 4, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Quit with those negative waves
May 10, 2025 at 6:01 PM
They just need to deny that they supported the Liz Truss budget now.
April 21, 2025 at 10:11 AM
I cast my vote and my daughter's proxy vote in a similar amount of time here in the UK. Yet the nation that brags about freedom makes people stand in line for hours.
April 21, 2025 at 10:00 AM
He couldn't pay me to use it
April 3, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Get a dash cam
March 22, 2025 at 2:46 PM
I have a rule, don't let the tyres down of a woman that you fancy just so you can "come to her rescue", that's just creepy AF and it's even worse if you're married.
March 21, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Churchill thought it was a good idea
February 15, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Try this for chicken/egg related stories

youtu.be/FFIk9f1b7Is?...
Isao Tomita - Ballet Of The Chicks In Their Shells
YouTube video by Anhalter Udo
youtu.be
January 31, 2025 at 7:09 PM
What are you going to fill the remaining 179 minutes with?
January 31, 2025 at 7:03 PM
I found the Thomas Covenant books a big of a slog. The Gaps series however, I found much more readable.
January 25, 2025 at 9:31 AM
If only Miami could give Tua that much protection
January 13, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Never had one
January 12, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Don't have one
January 12, 2025 at 10:43 PM
I have lasting power of attorney over my mum's affairs, my older brother will get the half of everything.
January 12, 2025 at 6:54 PM
I'm sure Kyran Bracken's ankle agrees
January 11, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Tufton Street Chambers?
January 10, 2025 at 8:41 AM
What about Italy's airline Gen Italia
January 9, 2025 at 8:59 PM
I wasn't sure if our wall was strong enough so I bought a stand that is more or less flush against it.
January 9, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Try The Atheist Experience, Talk Heathen or The Scathing Atheist podcasts.
January 3, 2025 at 11:23 PM