"Please show me on this doll where you suffered $1B in damages..."

Yeah, so Larry Ellison and his son are the anthesis of everything Roddenberry dreamed of.

I'd only believe it if it was Star Trek: Ferengi

Um - other than his kids, who let's be honest, probably already knew... Nobody cares.

This is not news.

Truly. Under that logic, everytime you go out in the sun, you'd get dumber

You do know he has the ear of the guy who could fix this in ten seconds, right?

Mission accomplished

Does he know that Nigeria and Venezuela are two different countries?