I had a whole meeting this afternoon and the person could not for the life of them remember what lie they’d already told.

Would lie and say X, I’d explain why X was a problem, then they’d try to gaslight me and swear they said Y (also wrong).

Just every which way BUT the truth. 🙄🙄

I bet bc your order was split, once the first arrived, it showed the whole shipment as delivered, so the second one is in limbo somewhere.

(It’s also why they’ll say it hasn’t been enough days yet bc there’s now no second tracking number.)

At least once a week, I tell my (college) students, “I had Juvenile knees and so I cannot have Megan ones.”

That’s what I thought.

I think the last group just came through (the dad mentioned they were trying to hit up the last few houses), which brings our total to 15. 😔😔

That’s about five more than last year!

As a person in the boring houses with little-to-no street lights, thank your kid bc they’re the only ones who come through! 😭😭

I feel like an evil witch in a fairytale wishing for children to come to my house for candy. 🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠

Though, a Spurs family came through so that was lovely!