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Starly McBones ✨☠️
@blitzy423.bsky.social
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My brain is soup :3
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She has no right to look like that.
A diluted, tortoiseshell/tabby cat lays on a black shelf, judging her domain. She is attempting a "loaf" position but her paws are poorly tucked and her back is slightly arched. She is shaped more like a hamburger bun than a loaf of bread.
February 12, 2025 at 6:54 PM
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Smells like somebody needs to love themselves more.
A gray cat stares directly into the camera. Her yellow eyes betray a certain shock and concern. She wonders if the viewer has loved themselves today.
February 2, 2025 at 4:02 PM
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Everything is Bad™️ but my cat is orange so that is cool.
An orange cat looks apprehensively at the camera.
January 22, 2025 at 1:55 AM
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This feckin' ✨C R E A C H U R✨
A funny looking grey tabby cat sits on a brown table and gives the camera person a dirty look.
January 15, 2025 at 2:38 AM
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"Mother? Stop your tomfoolery this instant! Snow? My breakfast is late because of snow?! You'd let me, your eldest daughter, starve because there's SNOW ON THE GROUND?! Shame! Shame for Mother!"
A fluffy, orange cat sits on a tall, unopened package begging for food. Little does she know, her food is inside that package.
January 10, 2025 at 1:45 PM
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Not oc uwu
A meme image showing a monkey in a space suit, sitting in a space station window. The monkey is smoking a joint. The caption reads "you don't get to 47 followers without making some enemies".
December 26, 2024 at 9:45 PM
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The judgmental loaf is not impressed. 😤
December 5, 2024 at 2:36 AM
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Why do she look like that???
December 1, 2024 at 2:39 PM
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Hehe toast croissant 🥐
A fluffy, orange cat lays curled up on a blue and white blanket.
November 17, 2024 at 8:53 PM
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OwO
A small, grey cat staring up at her person from the floor.
November 15, 2024 at 8:00 PM
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(We love each other very much)
Caption: Me and the man I snagged by being a feral little weirdo Image: The foreground has a medieval drawing of a hoofed, armless goblin on the left and a medieval drawing of a knight on the right. They are positioned so that they are looking at each other. The background is a repeating pattern of hearts because they are in love.
November 15, 2024 at 2:43 PM
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Stand and be judged by the Sugar Loaf™️
November 15, 2024 at 2:12 AM
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This is my orange cat, Sugar.
November 11, 2024 at 2:31 AM
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This is my smol cat Parking Violation.
November 11, 2024 at 2:30 AM