Why can I feel the heartburn juat looking at the picture of deep fried pizza?

That story made me see how well I would be able to do that job. If you came to the US and I ended up being your TM, you probably would think I've been doing it for years.

With my busy schedule I've only gotten to the kazoo pause so far. The inexperienced tour manager talk had me laughing so hard I was crying. I never worked as a tour manager myself but it is a job that I can see myself doing and excelling at.

As a musician hired to be in a marching band, I don't understand the fans of parades either. I do it for the paycheck, but parades are just weird. Thanks for sharing your experience with this past week, I needed that laugh

It confuses you because it is unnatural. Society wants you to like it, but your body knows it is wrong.

This is very relatable. I've seen so many stupid arguments online, more so recently. The more I don't engage, the better I feel.

It's in my head that Henry actually is a guitar nerd but pretends not to be on recording.

I'm no chef, but I would think that's the point. Good meat should just taste good.

I wish my schedule would've allowed me to take the 10 hour trip down there tonight. I've always wanted to see a show in that cave

Don't trust the turd cutter

Honestly I forgot I had an account on here. It's just easier to keep my life on twitter