The Literal Joker
blitherbeater.bsky.social
The Literal Joker
@blitherbeater.bsky.social
I tell jokes lol
Reposted by The Literal Joker
December 16, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Apropos of nothing, I really enjoy the mixing of sayings/speech manners of different eras, f.ex.
"your rose-tinted glasses do not her deeds unmake"
December 15, 2025 at 11:06 PM
She hyperfixate on my HD til I 80
December 15, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Someone should make a music video of "Animals" where during the chorus they put 6.02214076×10²³ pictures of "Ani" Anakin Skywalker when the song goes "just like Ani moles, like Ani moles moles"
December 15, 2025 at 11:02 PM
If you ever catch me on the beach, call me the Littoral Joker instead 😎
August 6, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Just like me, large infrastructure projects handle massive loads
August 6, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Statistics is a dumb field of study, every event has a 50/50 chance, coz it either happens, or it doesn't: two equally likely options, ergo 50/50. Don't @ me, I'm just telling it how it is. Bitches love me for my honesty. That's why I'm kept in such high regard. Or not. Even odds tho. Coz, y'know...
July 22, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Just saw some literal children go to town on each other; guess there was a minor altercation.
June 27, 2025 at 5:19 PM