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@blisterpearl.bsky.social
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Learner, Stargazer, Godless Tea-sipper, Cat-owned Ginger, Soul whose intentions are good.

*soul not included

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'Climbing Up A Tree'
Artist - Robert Gonsalves
Surrealist painting of three people climbing out of their boats and up the reflection of a tree
November 10, 2025 at 8:36 AM
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We've been told our entire lives that the 'American Dream' is to become a millionaire. I'm done with that shit. The American Dream is to build a society that isn't a danger to the environment, where nobody starves, and everyone is paid a fair wage.
November 10, 2025 at 3:17 AM
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(Batman slap meme) Speaker Johnson: MY CHRISTIAN VALUES ARE VERY IMPORTANT ΤΟ ΜΕ! Batman: YOU CLOSED THE HOUSE OF REPRESENTATIVES AND ARE STARVING CHILDREN TO PROTECT A PEDOPHILE!
November 9, 2025 at 11:22 PM
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*sip* ☕️
Threads op: j.g_rubel Taught my kids how Socialism works. Let them Trick or Treat while I stayed home. Then took all their candy. Socialism 101 reply: johnrashotte The socialism part is where the community came together and fed your kids for free. The capitalism part is where you made them do all the work and stole from them.
November 5, 2025 at 9:43 PM
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The biggest story in the country right now should be Donald Trump admitting he has no idea who he's pardoning-and that he only pardoned a crypto fraudster because his sons told him to. Could you imagine the reaction if Joe Biden admitted something like that? @MIKENELLIS BRIAN TYLER COHEN
November 4, 2025 at 5:24 AM
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"It'll be dead soon. Nature abhors a vacuum."
-commentsivehadafew
Expat Med @DrExpat_ I LEFT MY FRONT DOOR OPEN AND MY ROOMBA JUST WENT OUT AND I CAN'T FIND IT. WHAT ARE THE CONSEQUENCES OF THIS. IT HAS NO NATURAL PREDATORS.
October 30, 2025 at 1:45 AM
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Sarah Ross we went through a 10 lb bag of russets and dug into whatever I had around after that, assorted. I only have 3 potatoes left 22m Like Reply Sarah Ross We still have an hour to go and only 2 potatoes left we've had multiple parents say their kids have been clamoring for the potatoes. We have given out 44 potatoes 15m Like Reply Dustin Wengert Sarah Ross how many candy bars? 14m Like Reply Sarah Ross Dustin Wengert umm I think about 150 full size and we're most of the way through a 150 pc mini and a lb of anise candies, which are surprisingly popular 13m Like Reply Sarah Ross Also, lots of pencils 13m Like Reply Sarah Ross Oh, one kid asked if the potato was real or fake 9m Like Reply Sarah Ross We are out of potatoes! The last group fought over the last potato final count, 46 potatoes in 100 min, with 50 min remaining on trick or treat time 7m Like Reply
October 26, 2025 at 11:15 PM
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Sarah Ross We had one parent come up with a kid, laugh at the potato and then take it "for his brother" 51m Like Reply Sarah Ross We had one kid ask what it was, then say "... No potatoes." Then pause and put candy back to take the potato 51m Like Reply Sarah Ross We have no decorations up, by the way. 43m Like Reply Sarah Ross We have gone through 40 potatoes. Parents have told us they've heard the legend of the potato and been scouring the neighborhood 29m Like Reply
October 26, 2025 at 11:11 PM
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Sarah Ross We are now at FIFTEEN potatoes. A group of teens in steampunk outfits came by. They're peer pressuring friends into getting it. Every teen is yelling about the potatoes. Amazing. They are yelling "POTATO GANG" at each other 1h Like Reply Sarah Ross Ok we went through the 10 lb bag 55m Like Reply Sarah Ross We are in our reserve potatoes. Kids are specifically requesting potatoes. We have given away 28 potatoes 53m Like Reply Sarah Ross Two first grade ish age kids were like "what's this?" And I said, "a potato". They chuckled and grabbed it, showed their parent and parent said "НА" 52m Like Reply
October 26, 2025 at 11:09 PM
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The Legend of the Trick-or-treat Tater
Sarah Ross, offered trick-or-treaters full-size candy bars, but they also put a potato in the bowl. 🥔
Sarah Ross First kid, very young. Takes the potato and is incredibly excited. Tells every other house on the block: "I GOT A POTATO" ... Parents very confused but excited about it. 1h Like Reply Sarah Ross Teen girl: "what happens if I take the potato?" Me: "you'd have a potato!" She didn't take the potato lol 1h Like Reply Sarah Ross Older teen in a reaper mask and a plastic grocery bag took the potato. Turns to his friends and parents and says "potato!" Parents are again confused, and less excited, and ask if they can grab a candy bar. Of course I say yes lol
October 26, 2025 at 11:07 PM
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Y'all got any Caturday?
woman on the train, with a kitten tucked suspiciously inside a trench coat
October 26, 2025 at 5:12 AM
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"The land is going to be next."
"Why not just ask for a declaration of war?" Trump: I don't think we're gonna necessarily ask for a declaration of war. I think we're just gonna kill people. Okay? We're gonna kill them. They're gonna be, like, dead.
October 25, 2025 at 10:35 PM
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Saw this and thought of you, @darthbluesky.bsky.social
The image is a "Choice Cuts of Potatoes" chart that shows different parts of a potato and the dishes they are best suited for. Top of the potato: Roasted, Bread, Pancakes Middle of the potato: Hash Browns, French Fries, Chips, Baked, Scalloped Bottom of the potato: Mashed, Au Gratin, Shoestring, Chowder Idaho Potato Commission
October 23, 2025 at 7:09 AM
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"Our confirmed count stands at 8.1 million participants worldwide for yesterday's No Kings protest. Thank you to everyone who helped verify the numbers through our submission website. While some MAGAs attempted to submit false or misleading data (such as reporting "one person" for major cities) all outliers were removed. This time, we implemented additional tools and took extra time to ensure accuracy. By relying on official event counts and verified submissions, we achieved much more reliable estimates. Thank you all for your help!" Alt National Park Service
October 20, 2025 at 4:16 AM
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WHEN YOU SPEND $61M ON YOUR OWN BIRTHDAY MILITARY PARADE (photo of a sparsely occupied field) WHEN A DAY IS DEDICATED SOLELY TO TELL YOU WHAT A DICK YOU ARE (SO SO SO many people)
October 19, 2025 at 8:41 AM
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No kings, no fu 👑 way
No fu (crown) way "no fucking way"
October 17, 2025 at 4:10 PM
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Doctor: Tell me where the froggy touched you. ICE agent in helmet and body armor: ...
October 15, 2025 at 11:31 PM
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Are YOU ready for Saturday? 🐸
nokings.org
2 a.m.-"Someone is at your door" notification. 2:08:07 AM FROG SMILING INTO THE CAMERA
October 15, 2025 at 11:07 PM
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My local Indivisible group is calling for flags for #NoKings it's probably a good move, but MAGA spent so many years defecating on it that it feels tainted.

We need to reclaim our colors.
This Saturday BRING FLAGS LOTS OF FLAGS OUR COUNTRY - OUR FLAG
October 15, 2025 at 5:41 AM
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@wawawiwacomics Dumbo squid: I ONCE SAW A HUMAN AND PEED MYSELF. Shark: A HUMAN SAW ME, AND HE PEED HIMSELF. Jellyfish: A HUMAN TOUCHED ME ONCE, AND HIS FRIEND PEED ON HIM. Dumbo squid: DUDE... Shark: WHAT?
October 15, 2025 at 5:38 AM
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a black kitten in front of a door with "feed me" written on it backwards in lipstick like in The Shining
October 12, 2025 at 4:18 AM
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"IF YOU JOIN ICE IN 2025 THEN YOU ABSOLUTELY WOULD HAVE JOINED THE NAZIS IN 1935."
October 4, 2025 at 8:59 AM
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Blinky, Pinky, Inky and Clyde didn't do it
The four ghosts in Pac-Man are all programmed to act differently: Red chases you, Pink tries to position itself in a set way, Blue tries to ambush you, Orange is random, and Epstein didn't kill himself.
October 4, 2025 at 12:57 AM
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a cat sitting on a flight of concrete stairs labelled "PLEASE DO NOT SIT HERE"
September 28, 2025 at 5:49 AM
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This is a comic strip from the series "Off the Mark" by cartoonist Mark Parisi. The comic humorously depicts two cats and a pile of mice. A black cat is scolding an orange cat. The orange cat is holding a mouse, while a pile of other mice is shown on the table. The black cat's speech bubble says, "STALK! YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO STALK THEM!"
September 27, 2025 at 1:10 AM