I cannot believe you’ve attacked me this viciously

Pro strat 😂

My 12yo, who has maintained for years that she’s too frightened to get up in sing in front of people, did her first solo performance in front of a crowded room yesterday and NAILED it, earning a rousing applause. Afterward she stated she felt great about herself.

This is a documentary-worthy story

It won’t slow down! How do I make it slow down??

My 12yo has gleefully taught it to my 4yo

And this guy came up to me. Big guy, huge guy. Tears in his eyes and a gun where his arm should be, and he

I see what you did there

I’m pretty sure the only “problem” it solves is the cost of employing people, and it doesn’t even solve that well. It’s just the people who think it’s great are unable to tell the difference between good content and bad content.

He seems pretty cool

I think you might be missing what the connotations are

It’s very good!

SAME. “well is this even in our house??”

This is brilliant!

Not much dog what’s down with you?

I think I like both takes

That guy who played the villains in Leon and The Fifth Element would be perfect!